MMA is the oldest martial art

[Tom .C]

I call shennanigans, no way a single cell animal could hurrump plus you didnt even attempt a multi paragraph diatribe

I will add seven pages of hurrrumps. Single cell animals invented the hurrrump and used it in their MMA matches in the "Square" (because the octagon had not yet been invented.)

[Pharabus]

I will add seven pages of hurrrumps. Single cell animals invented the hurrrump and used it in their MMA matches in the "Square" (because the octagon had not yet been invented.)

Ok I am willing to accept the hurrump hypothesis, no way they could work the emotional range to be angry though, mildly miffed at most!

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THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...

[Omega Supreme]

This is eye-opening. Thank you very much for writing this up. I'm sure we'll all look foward to reading more of your insight in the future.

Attention everybody. Attention. This is what we mean by facetious. Take note.

Remember the meaning-
fa·ce·tious   [fuh-see-shuhs]
1.
not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.

facetious is a special talent of those practicing sarcasm. If your sarcasm meter went off at this point you can consider it working. If not, you may want to go to Amazon.com and purchase a new one.

As for the OP. Never thought about reading more and preaching less. You're that insightful idiot that just walked in the room to inform everybody of that new invention called the computer.

[ermghoti]

I love Mrs. Dash, but it's no Old Bay.

Old Bay is fucking money. I put it on Cheerios, I rub it in my eyes when I'm feeling down, I use it as a personal lubricant. It is all things to all people. If Chuck Norris were a spice, it would be jealous of Old bay.

[Tom .C]

Attention everybody. Attention. This is what we mean by facetious. Take note.

Remember the meaning-
fa·ce·tious   [fuh-see-shuhs]
1.
not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.

facetious is a special talent of those practicing sarcasm. If your sarcasm meter went off at this point you can consider it working. If not, you may want to go to Amazon.com and purchase a new one.

As for the OP. Never thought about reading more and preaching less. You're that insightful idiot that just walked in the room to inform everybody of that new invention called the computer.

Let us all damn that Holy Moment and his facetious ass!

[Mr. Machette]

By contract, how many times have you practised poking someonein the eyes? How many times have you delivered a full on kick to the groin?

Honestly?

A LOT. I have practiced both quite a bit. Especially groin strikes. "Why" you may ask? Because at "all up in your grill" range they are outside your opponents filed of vision, can be delivered without obvious chambering movements and may cause great discomfort in proportion to the energy expended.

And yes, I have done the knee to the groin on "the streets". If was actually much more effective than I expected it to be. (One of several fights I've been in where I had to stop myself mid follow through because hitting them again would be redundant and cruel...)

[jnp]

Came for the Pankration rant. Left disappointed.

[RurikGreenwulf]

Honestly?

A LOT. I have practiced both quite a bit. Especially groin strikes. "Why" you may ask? Because at "all up in your grill" range they are outside your opponents filed of vision, can be delivered without obvious chambering movements and may cause great discomfort in proportion to the energy expended.

And yes, I have done the knee to the groin on "the streets". If was actually much more effective than I expected it to be. (One of several fights I've been in where I had to stop myself mid follow through because hitting them again would be redundant and cruel...)

"Everybody underestimates the knee to the groin my friends"
-A legendary Badass

[The Cap]

"Everybody underestimates the knee to the groin my friends"
-A legendary Bas

Fixed