Praise God and pass the ammunition

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 10/01/2012 9:10pm

Originally Posted by hungryjoe

All of the above.

Don't go overboard on your first trip. Start with just a few.

Say, eating out a downtown crackwhore tranny on a curb.

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 10/01/2012 9:22pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

Don't go overboard on your first trip. Start with just a few.

Say, eating out a downtown crackwhore tranny on a curb.

Give this man a travel agent tag!

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 10/02/2012 7:34am

Less likely to be a crackwhore than a meth hed...and again, the trannie must be Samoan to get the full appreciation of the experience.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 10/02/2012 8:59am

Originally Posted by Bodhi108

Less likely to be a crackwhore than a meth hed...and again, the trannie must be Samoan to get the full appreciation of the experience.

One must occasionally be engulfed by the li(m)pid weight of existence.

"One", in this instance, meaning anyone other than moi.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/02/2012 1:37pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

Seeds.
Coffee.
Girlie Mags.
Medieval weapons.
Cigarettes and matches.
Underwear.
Skin lotion and chapstick.
WH40K figures and paints.
Chocolate bars.
Batteries.
Survival manuals.
SM Stirling novels.
needles and thread.
Bicycles.
...

A case of whisky?

What seeds?

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 10/02/2012 3:08pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

Seeds.
Coffee.
Girlie Mags.
Medieval weapons.
Cigarettes and matches.
Underwear.
Skin lotion and chapstick.
WH40K figures and paints.
Chocolate bars.
Batteries.
Survival manuals.
SM Stirling novels.
needles and thread.
Bicycles.
...

Moosehead
Pineapple
1lb unsifted flour
lemon zester
waterhose for a '73 Vega
Little Debbie cakes
Little Debbie's older sister
Bangalore torpedo
A piece of flint
Protractor
Two shamwows (at least!)
Three sectional staff
Cherry Nyquil

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 10/02/2012 3:40pm

My loadout:

If you need to find me, look on top of the mountain of dead zombies.

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 10/02/2012 3:52pm

You just made the team there cowboy. Congratulations.

**Styygens** · Posted On: 10/02/2012 4:05pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

A case of whisky?

What seeds?

1. Both kinds: Jameson and Bushmills.

2. Not Marijuana. Stuff I can grow and eat to maintain a sustainable, green lifestyle.

woodworking tools.
leather working tools.
a kiln
hundreds of steel washers.
cheese grater.
The Beatles songbook.
The Queen songbook.

We now pause and bow our heads in recognition of Pure Awesome.

Nails.
Hammer.
D-Cell Batteries
AAA batteries
butane.
Hockey Masks.

They're very "in"

American football shoulder pads.
An MFP Pursuit Special, Last of the V8 Interceptors

a catamaran
a postman's uniform
The Stars'n'Stripes -- yes, sir, Old Glory.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 10/02/2012 4:24pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

2. Not Marijuana. Stuff I can grow and eat to maintain a sustainable, green lifestyle.

Don't be silly. That's one of the most usefull crops you can grow! Forgtet how important the bud is going to be when you've got no television. The stalks are excelent for pulp fiber products and fabric. The seeds are high in protein for food and oils for fuel / manufacturing. The leaves make for one "trancendentaly good" yogurt lasi. (Or can be used as bio mass for fuel production)

Even if you didn't smoke it, hemp would be one of the most useful comodities in SHTF!