Praise God and pass the ammunition

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 8:31am

Perhaps the best preparation would be to lay up 20lbs of body fat, just in case

Eat all the pies, stop exersizing,take up Systema

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 10:27am

Originally Posted by Cake of Doom

What did you cook up?

Chicken wings in tomato-chicken sauce broth with various herbs & spices, served over rice.

**Cake of Doom** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 1:04pm

Originally Posted by Bodhi108

Chicken wings in tomato-chicken sauce broth with various herbs & spices, served over rice.

I'm so hungry right now.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 1:51pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

space ghost is a little under endowed in the lunch box department

He ties it back.

For "decorum".

**Cake of Doom** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 1:55pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

space ghost is a little under endowed in the lunch box department

Is a large penis a requirement for all your super heroes?

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 2:07pm

Originally Posted by Cake of Doom

Is a large penis a requirement for all your super heroes?

Not if they have huge titties and really fucked up spines.

**Cake of Doom** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 2:13pm

anatomically impossible positions are the best kind! Plus boobs of course.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 2:16pm

Originally Posted by Permalost

Not if they have huge titties and really fucked up spines.

Ugh. Rob Liefeld. Proof positive that people rise to the level of their incompetence...

I used to feel like I was taking crazy pills back in the 90's because I thought his art lacked the very fundamentals all of us aspiring young artists were EXPECTED to master. (Anatomy, perspective, design...) Yet he was getting ridden nutz deep by the rest of the world.

Maybe it's sour grapes, but I feel better now that popular culture apears to have come around to my way of thinking...

That said, who wouldn't want Cable & Deadpool on their Uhpokylips crew?

**Styygens** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 4:06pm

You know, when I read this:

Originally Posted by TEA

Was this photo taken on Fenris? If so, does Fenris have a substantially lower gravity than Earth? If not, those guys are going to have a hard time effectively using both heavy long handled axes and short barreled medium caliber select fire carbines that look as heavy and bulky as their oversize armor. If these guys are operating in an environment with gravity comparable to that of Earth, even the earlier poster with his crossbow would stand a good chance of being able to out maneuver these guys.

I thought, I bet he also hates this:

Originally Posted by Permalost

Not if they have huge titties and really fucked up spines.

As a bonus, I'll leave this here:
http://io9.com/5875868/fantasy-autho...arious-results