Praise God and pass the ammunition

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 12:18pm

Originally Posted by erezb

I'm going to pretend that doesn't bother me one bit because im a rational man and go about my business, probably add a status on facebook mocking the believers.
BTW Doof, you live on a farm? what do you grow?

You'll be the first to know Erez, Armagedon is in Jerusalam is'nt it?

My farm is pretty small by western standards at only 2.5 acres, but I grow veg for the house and animals, which comprise poultry and rabbits, and the odd pig. Half is woodland for firewood etc

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 12:19pm

Originally Posted by hungryjoe

Have tools and weapons.

Stockpiling commodities beginning with...

TUBE FREE!

COMFY BUM!

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 12:47pm

After the Apocalypse, only single ply will be available.

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 12:55pm

on the bright side, no food = no poop

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 1:26pm

Washing's better anyway

Kinder on the roids at least

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 1:52pm

Originally Posted by Stickybomb

...forged the biggest empire in the world and controlled it with his ancestors for a long time.

One can use one's ancestors to control anything?

I had no idea.

Is this yet another 'undead-man-walking' thing?

**Styygens** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 4:33pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

...and if your meanest bunch of sniper-target...um, M-F'ers all decide to ignore your attempts to play them off against each other and just take whatever they want from you?

Dude, this has always been a problem. But history seems to indicate it is not insurmountable if you've got the right mix of talent, charisma, and bloodthirstiness. Genghis Khan (see below) is certainly one of the best examples. He's worth reading up on if you intend to survive the apocalypse.

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 4:43pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

Dude, this has always been a problem. But history seems to indicate it is not insurmountable if you've got the right mix of talent, charisma, and bloodthirstiness. Genghis Khan (see below) is certainly one of the best examples. He's worth reading up on if you intend to survive the apocalypse.

I've always been more of a fan of Augustus, myself. While the role of family connections in his rise to power cannot be discounted, claiming the Imperial throne out of the blood bath that was Roman politics post Julius and bringing forth an Empire whose name still holds magic in 2012 is nothing to sneer at.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 4:53pm

Originally Posted by Stickybomb

Lord Humus fucked up royally as he couldn't take down one much more hipster gang armed with boomerangs and crossbows and ****.

Lord Humongous suffered two major setbacks.

One: he was waging a siege. This requires resources, and they were smack dab in the middle of an atomic desert.

Two: He was a victim of dramtic narative. IRL, the road warriors would have simply taken the compound and the equipment inside. That is a sound strategic descision and it would have secured them a dominant possition in the Wasteland. Perhaps they would have dispatched small teams to kidnap some of the engineers attempting to escape. But they wouldn't have expended precious resources when the real treasure was in the ground beneath the compound.

Unfortunately, that doesn't make for a SWEET ASS DEMOLITION DERBY CAR CHASE / HAND TO HAND BATTLE FOR ULTIMATE DOMINATION!!!!

So for the sake of the story, the Road Warriors literaly expend every last drop of blood and "the precious juice" trying to take the oil tanker (full of sand).

One thing for certain though, no one on his crew dared challenge the Ayatollah of Rock n' Rolla's authority except The Great Wez and that was a minor dispute having more to do with workflow and scheduling issues than any actual grab for power.

Science fact.