Praise God and pass the ammunition

**Stickybomb** · Posted On: 10/08/2012 4:32pm

Gonna need zombies on speed. Stockpiling speed.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/08/2012 4:55pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

Harness the zombies to a treadmill which turns a generator.

Needs a brain at the end of a fishing pole to complete the circuit.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 10/08/2012 5:34pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

You're still going to have to be the meanest M-F'er of the bunch so they don't take it from you. You're going to have to be smart about finding new villages to raid and pillage, you're going to have to play politics in the group so they're either all like brothers, or too busy stabbing each other in the back to gang up on you.

...and if your meanest bunch of sniper-target...um, M-F'ers all decide to ignore your attempts to play them off against each other and just take whatever they want from you?

**Stickybomb** · Posted On: 10/08/2012 5:56pm

Just activate that extra powerful hand grenade and say 'good bye and **** you too' in style.

Nobody can loot my pr0n.

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 10/08/2012 8:51pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

But do you think these guys hang on Beowulf because he's a handsome, strong man? No. They do it because he's the "ring-giver": he hands out rewards. He keeps them loyal by dividing up the spoil, and sharing all the women who throw themselves at his awesome manliness.

You have put much more thought into this than I have.
Come the Great Collapse, you shall have my mandolin!

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 10/08/2012 9:52pm

Have tools and weapons.

Stockpiling commodities beginning with...

TUBE FREE!

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 10/08/2012 10:32pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

...and if your meanest bunch of sniper-target...um, M-F'ers all decide to ignore your attempts to play them off against each other and just take whatever they want from you?

It takes a special kind of ultimate badassitude to front a gang of ultimate badasses.

Think if it as the "Edward Teach Method of Motivational Management".

Notable proponents from this school of thought include:

Ghengis Khan

Hanibal Barka

Tamerlane The Great

Bartholomew Roberts

Rurik The Viking

Lord Humongous

Those are your role models. Go forth. For conquest and glory!!!!

**Stickybomb** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 6:46am

Lord Humus fucked up royally as he couldn't take down one much more hipster gang armed with boomerangs and crossbows and ****.
This is a leader one laughs at, while telling his tale to the children. Perhaps the fact that he was utterly insane bugger has something to do with it.

But I'll give you that the best model you can give is Genghis Khan. He was real, he started from nothing and forged the biggest empire in the world and controlled it with his ancestors for a long time. He was capable of incredible cruelty, but was also a wise and down to earth tolerant and peaceful when needed, genuinely interested in progress, science,...

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 7:17am

Originally Posted by Bodhi108

You obviously read neither my nor Styygens' posts about the Wiccan chicks, did you?

I was going for the German sausage referance personally, but I totaly support your choice of lifestyle bro

**erezb** · Posted On: 10/09/2012 8:39am

I'm going to pretend that doesn't bother me one bit because im a rational man and go about my business, probably add a status on facebook mocking the believers.
BTW Doof, you live on a farm? what do you grow?