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  1. TEA is offline
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    I would think that a donkey would be better than a horse after teh pokilypse. Sure, not as fast or as sexy as a horse, but they are hardier than horses, so would require less of the upkeep that Senior Tortelli has pointed out. In other words, Sancho Panza would be better of than Don Quixote.

    So, who is stocking up on porn for the pokilypse? Once everyone loses power, DVDs won't be worth **** except as shiny targets for target practice, I'm stocking up on magazines as they will be the worth their weight in gold as barter items with the biker hordes that will rule the waste land ala Mad Max.
    Mushi mo atsui hodo
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    Originally Posted by chuey
    ...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

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    Why would they barter for what they can take from you?

    Or if they can't because they are some kind of biker pussies, why not take what you want from them?


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignorami View Post
    Why would they barter for what they can take from you?

    Or if they can't because they are some kind of biker pussies, why not take what you want from them?

    Hmmm, good point. (grumbles and stumbles off to go rethink EOTWAWKI plans and to post add for second hand porn on E-Bay)
    Mushi mo atsui hodo
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    Originally Posted by chuey
    ...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but
    Three rights make a left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignorami View Post
    Why would they barter for what they can take from you?

    Or if they can't because they are some kind of biker pussies, why not take what you want from them?
    Okay, so during the last Dark Age in Europe, there was this thing called a comitatus, a "king's" sworn warband. See how when Beowulf shows up to kill Grendel he's got friends along?

    That's his comitatus. They help sail the ship, haul it up on shore, compose and sing his praises (~0:46 in this next)...

    ...Haul off treasure, and act as ablative armor in battle. Beowulf's in charge, but he's got his posse with him. You see, it's a lot easier to take what you want and keep what you need if you have friends and family to help you with these actions.

    But do you think these guys hang on Beowulf because he's a handsome, strong man? No. They do it because he's the "ring-giver": he hands out rewards. He keeps them loyal by dividing up the spoil, and sharing all the women who throw themselves at his awesome manliness.

    So, IMHO, it makes sense to stock up on commodities so you can hand them out to your warband. You're still going to have to be the meanest M-F'er of the bunch so they don't take it from you. You're going to have to be smart about finding new villages to raid and pillage, you're going to have to play politics in the group so they're either all like brothers, or too busy stabbing each other in the back to gang up on you.

    But any way you cut it, you need to have some treasure to divy up to buy the loyalty of your post-apocalyptic warband. Girlie magazines seem like a critical component of your starter stash.
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    Hmmmm

    Stygen's new words make Hulk think again.


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    Okay, so during the last Dark Age in Europe, there was this thing called a comitatus, a "king's" sworn warband. See how when Beowulf shows up to kill Grendel he's got friends along?

    That's his comitatus. They help sail the ship, haul it up on shore, compose and sing his praises (~0:46 in this next)...

    ...Haul off treasure, and act as ablative armor in battle. Beowulf's in charge, but he's got his posse with him. You see, it's a lot easier to take what you want and keep what you need if you have friends and family to help you with these actions.

    But do you think these guys hang on Beowulf because he's a handsome, strong man? No. They do it because he's the "ring-giver": he hands out rewards. He keeps them loyal by dividing up the spoil, and sharing all the women who throw themselves at his awesome manliness.

    So, IMHO, it makes sense to stock up on commodities so you can hand them out to your warband. You're still going to have to be the meanest M-F'er of the bunch so they don't take it from you. You're going to have to be smart about finding new villages to raid and pillage, you're going to have to play politics in the group so they're either all like brothers, or too busy stabbing each other in the back to gang up on you.

    But any way you cut it, you need to have some treasure to divy up to buy the loyalty of your post-apocalyptic warband. Girlie magazines seem like a critical component of your starter stash.

    Why do you apes think this mofo is in my band?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi108 View Post
    Why do you apes think this mofo is in my band?
    Would that be Team Sausagefest?
    Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
    Joyce Carol Oates, On Boxing
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEA View Post
    So, who is stocking up on porn for the pokilypse? Once everyone loses power, DVDs won't be worth **** except as shiny targets for target practice, I'm stocking up on magazines as they will be the worth their weight in gold as barter items with the biker hordes that will rule the waste land ala Mad Max.
    I for one plan on having electricity.
    Hell if all my neighbors around here kill there zombie bodies then build one hell of a solar powered battle wagon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Would that be Team Sausagefest?
    You obviously read neither my nor Styygens' posts about the Wiccan chicks, did you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    I for one plan on having electricity.
    Hell if all my neighbors around here kill there zombie bodies then build one hell of a solar powered battle wagon.
    Harness the zombies to a treadmill which turns a generator.

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