Praise God and pass the ammunition

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 8:56am

Originally Posted by Ignorami

JUST THIS:

THIS:

AND THIS:

HTFU PEOPLE!

You forgot this:

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**PDA** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 9:08am

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

With less than 3 months till the end of the world I am interested to know where you plan to be on December the 21st, and what plans/perecautions you have in mind for the scheduled appocalyptic event

Me? I'll be at home on the farm checking the stored potatoes and cleaning my shotgun

Im still deciding if I should fly that day and be in the air or stay in my top floor apartment.
Not sure which is best to avoid the mega tsunami.

**Ignorami** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 9:28am

Originally Posted by PDA

Im still deciding if I should fly that day and be in the air or stay in my top floor apartment.
Not sure which is best to avoid the mega tsunami.

The Plane,

When the tsunami subsides, those collossal squids are still going to be clinging on and climbing your apartment block.

They can't fly though.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 1:39pm

Originally Posted by ChenPengFi

I'm clueless about that.

We do have a BYU here.
Lots of pasty thighs, wide-eyed girls from the midwest show up to go to school there.
Mormon girls are into anal. (It's not sex. No, really!).

These things i know.

You didn't think you could answer my question but it turns out you actually did.

*nudge*

**Styygens** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 4:13pm

Originally Posted by Ignorami

The Plane,

When the tsunami subsides, those collossal squids are still going to be clinging on and climbing your apartment block.

They can't fly though.

How do you know? Maybe they haven't tried because they didn't have a reason.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 10/05/2012 4:58pm

Cometh the New Gaia, I shall surround myself with gentle symbols of wiccan peace...

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/06/2012 2:33am

Any one with a horse will become the nouveau riche after the appocalypse

**Eddie Hardon** · Posted On: 10/06/2012 8:08am

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

Any one with a horse will become the nouveau riche after the appocalypse

"...A horse! A horse! My Kingdom for a horse!"

...and King Richard III is now believed to have been found under a carpark in Leicester (?)

**Styygens** · Posted On: 10/06/2012 10:06am

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

Cometh the New Gaia, I shall surround myself with gentle symbols of wiccan peace...

Dude, you really need to read Stirling's Emberverse series. The Old Religionists are some of the best buttkickers in the story.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 10/06/2012 12:44pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

Dude, you really need to read Stirling's Emberverse series. The Old Religionists are some of the best buttkickers in the story.

Wicca is New Age trying to pass itself of as Old Religion.

Eschewing the shrieky, messy Blood-Eagles of my ancestors, I shall welcome the New Mother Earth with slowly swirling faery dances under Aquarian moonbeams while wearing crystals on my 'blessed-be' crystals.

Peaceful shall I be before the crossbows of the unwashed.

Peaceful and totally helpless. How easy a target? Come a little closer and see. Just a bit closer. Don't mind the fact that my hands are hidden under my quilted hippy poncho....and those sounds stealing up behind you? That's just the ambient wind gently playing with wraith-like leaves.

Closer......Closer......