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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    I seek proof that he is in fact from Illinois. Besides find me the post where I said that Illinois didn't suck.
    I get it now!!!

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    Who said anything about hate?? Perhaps you are projecting??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom .C View Post
    I get it now!!!
    Dear lord, someone has stolen the bottom half of that man's shirt!

    If that happened in Texas, we would electrocute the poor, uneducated and mentally handicapped young man of color that perpetrated this heinous crime!
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Who said anything about hate?? Perhaps you are projecting??
    Perhaps you are a shitbird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Dear lord, someone has stolen the bottom half of that man's shirt!

    If that happened in Texas, we would electrocute the poor, uneducated and mentally handicapped young man of color that perpetrated this heinous crime!
    google "goofy guy pictures" for some goofy guy pictures

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Perhaps you are a shitbird.
    If anything I am probably just a cynical bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    If anything I am probably just a cynical bastard.

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    I've had my car searched by Texas state troopers while driving through Amarillo, Texas simply because I had Led Zeppelin CDs on my front seat.

    But they sure were friendly while they searched my car without any real probable cause.

    On the other hand I had been driving 20 straight hours hopped up on Marlboros and gas station coffee...so maybe I looked like this (come to think of it I was wearing a fishing hat and sunglasses at the time...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    I've had my car searched by Texas state troopers while driving through Amarillo, Texas simply because I had Led Zeppelin CDs on my front seat.

    But they sure were friendly while they searched my car without any real probable cause.

    On the other hand I had been driving 20 straight hours hopped up on Marlboros and gas station coffee...so maybe I looked like this:

    Had they been "John Tesh" CD's, they would have thrown you a beating as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom .C View Post
    Had they been "John Tesh" CD's, they would have thrown you a beating as well.
    The best part was when they asked me (I kid you not) if I had any weapons in the car. I had a lot of camping gear, so I told them I had a large hatchet and a machete.

    They said "no, we mean real weapons".

    Hatchet and machete are considered children's' toys in Texas, was what I got from that.

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