Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!!!

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 10/04/2012 7:50am

Originally Posted by hungryjoe

One solution.

Kill it with fire.

It must not reproduce.

Unfortunately, it has multiple times. I wonder how obliterated that sperm donor was. Beer goggles would never suffice. I am sure the person was in a persistent vegetative state and viagra running through his IV drip to be able to impregnate that hideous monster.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 10/04/2012 8:57am

Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix

Unfortunately, it has multiple times. I wonder how obliterated that sperm donor was. Beer goggles would never suffice. I am sure the person was in a persistent vegetative state and viagra running through his IV drip to be able to impregnate that hideous monster.

The reality is that it was much simpler than all that. Which is why Glory Holes must be outlawed.

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 10/04/2012 9:06am

Originally Posted by Lindz

TLC doesn't stand for anything anymore.

The Lowest Commondenominator?

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 10/04/2012 9:34am

Wow I didn't know the part about how they pump this little 6 year old full of energy drinks and soda to get her Honey Boo Boo powers.

**Diesel_tke** · Posted On: 10/04/2012 2:09pm

Believe it or not, but I was in Atlanta last weekend. We took the fam to the aquarium and got city passes. So when we left, the coke museum was right next door, and seeing how it was included, we dicided to go in. Next thing we know, all hell breaks loose. Turns out that honey boo boo was there! Seriously!

And she had this huge bouncer walking around behind her. I have never watched the show, so a friend had to explain to me what the **** a honey boo boo was. They even had an escort walking around, explaining all the coke stuff to them. As if you can't figure that out!

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 10/04/2012 2:40pm

Watched Southpark yesterday? :D

**Middlefinger** · Posted On: 10/04/2012 2:46pm

I actually watched 5 minutes out of curiosity and learned that there's a thing called neck crust. For those of you that don't know neck crust is the gunk that builds up in hbb's moms neck fold.

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 10/04/2012 3:21pm

Originally Posted by Diesel_tke

Believe it or not, but I was in Atlanta last weekend. We took the fam to the aquarium and got city passes. So when we left, the coke museum was right next door, and seeing how it was included, we dicided to go in.

I hope you didn't try the "Soft Drinks from Around the World".

Some of those were beyond disgusting.

**Diesel_tke** · Posted On: 10/04/2012 3:33pm

Originally Posted by W. Rabbit

I hope you didn't try the "Soft Drinks from Around the World".

Some of those were beyond disgusting.

Oh I did!! BEVERLY!! The worst drink EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 10/04/2012 3:43pm

Originally Posted by Diesel_tke

Oh I did!! BEVERLY!! The worst drink EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I remember someone at the exhibit explaining how different cultures have different taste buds (sounded sensible), and so the way Coke tastes to people in our hemisphere might taste like cold battery acid across the world and vice versa, so Coca Cola's products are finely tuned for different geographic regions.

I remember I drank some Brazilian or African soft drink at the display and had to spit it out and wash it out with Sprite.

Lucky for me, there was that Endless Fountain of Sprite in the same room.