Stank ass feet!!

**RhinoUP** · Posted On: 9/18/2012 9:08am

What do you do when your training partner has feet that look like Gollumn's? I'm talking about absolutely disgusting green/black toes and mangled. Seriously...I wanted to vomit.

**ouchboy** · Posted On: 9/18/2012 9:14am

Originally Posted by RhinoUP

What do you do when your training partner has feet that look like Gollumn's? I'm talking about absolutely disgusting green/black toes and mangled. Seriously...I wanted to vomit.

footlocks.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 9/18/2012 9:14am

Originally Posted by RhinoUP

What do you do when your training partner has feet that look like Gollumn's? I'm talking about absolutely disgusting green/black toes and mangled. Seriously...I wanted to vomit.

You tenderly and lovingly kiss them with your lips before sucking them into your mouth.

**slamdunc** · Posted On: 9/18/2012 9:15am

Originally Posted by RhinoUP

What do you do when your training partner has feet that look like Gollumn's?

Address the issue with him (or her), if that doesn't work, change training partners, if that is a no-can-do, change dojos. **** like that is a distraction.

OR--^^^^What dflanmod said^^^^

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 9/18/2012 9:38am

Are you training to specificaly fight foot models?

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 9/18/2012 9:43am

Um...double-amputation below the knees, followed by a blade-runner sprinting career?

**Devil** · Posted On: 9/18/2012 9:49am

Ask him why he washes his feet with Hershey bars.

First, be sure you're right. Maybe the ************ got frost bite while rescuing stranded climbers on Mt. Everest. This could be embarrassing to you if you point it out.

If he's just nasty, you've got to be blunt. He doesn't respect you enough to wash his buzzard claws before training, so why should you respect him enough not to point and laugh?

I've got a scar on my leg where some poorly groomed dickhead cut me with the razor blade on his big toe several years ago. I've got other scars way bigger but that's the only one that pisses me off because I know I got it because some fat tub of **** was too lazy to clip his toenails properly. If he hadn't been like fifteen at the time, I would've slapped the **** out of him. Now it's too late because he's grown, way bigger than me, and he's a purple belt.

So, a word to the wise....Never misseth an opportunity to layeth the smacketh down.

**RhinoUP** · Posted On: 9/18/2012 10:58am

Originally Posted by dflanmod

You tenderly and lovingly kiss them with your lips before sucking them into your mouth.

Ughhh., Id rather watch 2 girls 1 cup.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 9/18/2012 11:09am

We all want pictures of these nasty feet. Video or it didn't happen.

Just walk in with your camera snap a shot and tell him you're posting his feet on bullshido.

**RhinoUP** · Posted On: 9/18/2012 11:12am

Originally Posted by dflanmod

We all want pictures of these nasty feet. Video or it didn't happen.

Just walk in with your camera snap a shot and tell him you're posting his feet on bullshido.

I dont want to break my camera.