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    I got this in one of my email boxes today:
    To: phowe@email.com, phowell@auracom.net, phowell@flash.net, phowell@gateway.net, phower@gateway.net, phowes@geocities.com, phowey@geocities.com, phowey@webtv.net, phoxey@lycos.com, phoxphyre@ilinkgn.net, phoyle@bigfoot.com, phoyt@gateway.net, phozon@geocities.com, phozon@usa.net, php@gateway.net, php@icf.hrb.com, phpatel@mindspring.com, phphill@flash.net, phpmd@mindspring.com, phporter@mindspring.com, phq@geocities.com, phr@gateway.net, phraktal@geocities.com, phranc@gateway.net, phrank@westol.com, phranke@usa.net, phrankly@email.com, phrapp@maximgroup.com, phrasal@usa.net
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    Subject: DWG Needed! 23526
    Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 09:04:08 GMT
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    Hello,

    I'm sorry I have to send this again, my last email account died.

    If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:

    1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
    series wrist watch with memory adapter.

    2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.

    I need a reliable source!! Please only reply if you are reliable.
    Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: Josh0139@aol.com


    phowephotosyHsjVmzxLkfF

    Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
    (drk@yahoo.com)
    on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 09:04:08
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    pYNHvFDFBT25339: rmSoXvXyTGCqP y

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    What the hell?

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    Obviously fake. He didn't ask for an Illudium Q-37 Explosive Space Modulator.

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    Such as thou art, sometime was I. supporting member
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    Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering ka-booom!
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    I wouldn't want to meet that freak in an alley, he seems a little unstable.

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    I think its a geektrap... yeah... definitely geeks...

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    Of course it's a geek trap, PROPER time travellers use sonic screwdrivers, not mind-warp watches......

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    No such thing as a transducing capacitor. No such thing as a carbon capacitor or a silicon capacitor. Capacitors do exist as an electronic component. Transducers exist but what on earth is he transducing to what??
    Please someone put this WANNA BE time traveler out of his misery.

    PEACE!
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    He's obviously mass mailing in hopes of encountering a real time traveller. Actually it's kind of smart, in a twisted, mentally ill kind of way. Some sick logic to it.

    "I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert."
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    As Prof. Hawking has said, if time travel is possible..its should be clearly evident since we should be inundated with day trippers from the future already....

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    Kato,

    That assumes that we exist in the future. No evidence of that one yet, and if things keep going the way they're going, we probably won't. I predict that giant tsunami will wipe out the east coast with 4,000 years - saw it on the Discovery channel the other day. At any rate, some sort of natural catastrophe is going to wipe us out long before time travel is discovered.

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