Shovel List

[doofaloofa]

How many people do you know with Gaelic names?

Rakes

How many can even speak Gaelic?

pretty much every civil servant has to have leaving cert (A level) Irish (Scotts speak Gaelic by the way)

[judoka_uk]

Hey guys, I speak Gay lick.

Oi managed Westloife you know!

West who Louis?

[TEA]

Fred Phelps and his minions.

[thrutch]

Aren't you soggy fuckers supposed to be asleep right now?

It's currently AMERICA TIME.

Well, I've just drank a litre and a half of chocolate milk after training because someone in another threads said it was scientifically proven to make me awesome. All it's done is make me feel a bit sick. I won't be going to bed just yet.

I already knew it was AMERICA TIME because Sirc's doing e-drama.

[captainbirdseye]

(Scotts speak Gaelic by the way)

No, we talk shite. It's different.

[thrutch]

No, we talk shite. It's different.

It's shite being Scottish! You're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking earth.

[judoka_uk]

And the English are becoming bloody Irish, at least in the Northern cities. Pretty much every fucker in Manchester and Liverpool has a bit of the bog-trotter gene in them these days, and those who haven't will happily jump on board the felt-hatted Guinness-drinking plastic paddy bandwagon.

Pretty sure the North has always been that way mate. There's a reason it got harrowed back in the day.

Although paddies running Yank guns through Toxteth and Moss side can't help.

pretty much every civil servant has to have leaving cert (A level) Irish (Scotts speak Gaelic by the way)

So you did a Wales and **** the bed because your language was dead and decided to force school kids to waste their time learning something only 4 people speak. And then after 5 years of forcing kids to learn a language no one speaks, declare the programme a success based on all the government jobs that now require people to speak a language government decreed was mandatory?

[captainbirdseye]

It's shite being Scottish! You're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking earth.

At least I'm not Ewan McGregor. I think we all agree there are lower things than being Scottish. Besides, I talk all English, like, you'd hardly know the difference.

[Devil]

You're going to have to try harder than that Devil, you know you have a rep.

Some jokes write themselves. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[Holy Moment]

I'd like to hit the Shoveler with a shovel, just to see what would happen.



Also Alan Rickman, for no particular reason.