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  1. W. Rabbit is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Poetry recital? Rly?
    Don't make me rewrite my take on Diamond Cuts Through Illusion Sutra with Chuck Norris as the narrator.
    I am reading "Poems of the Late T'ang".

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    I am reading "Poems of the Late T'ang".

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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    I enjoyed the Third Option immensely.
    The whole series is worth it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Poetry recital? Rly?
    Don't make me rewrite my take on Diamond Cuts Through Illusion Sutra with Chuck Norris as the narrator.
    I need to hear this.
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    Seriously, guys. It's all about Ikkyu & Hanshan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi108 View Post
    I need to hear this.
    Done.
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    Did somebody say, poetry recital? How quaint...





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    Here's the Chuck Norris Diamond Eating Sutra.

    Enjoy the first few gathas.
    Please feel free to chant as necessary.
    No illustrations as of yet.

    The Chuck Norris Diamond Eating Sutra


    Thus have I heard
    One time when the Chuck Norris was staying in the Vietnamese Prison Camp
    by the Jet Field
    With a community of 1,250 Norrisatvas, fully ordained ass kickers

    That day, when it was time to make rounds for ass kicking
    The Chuck Norris put on his uzi and his USA bandana
    And went into the jungles of Viet Nam to kick some ass
    He then returned to the prison camp
    To eat his mid-day bowl of diamonds
    He then put away his Uzi and USA bandana
    Arranged his jean jacket,
    And sat down.

    At that time, the Venerable Chev Chelios stood up,
    Bared his right shoulder while touching two live wires
    Put his knee on the ground where it touched a piece of metal
    To recharge his AbioCor heart which only lasts 60 minutes,
    And folding his palms respecfully he said to the Chuck Norris

    World Honored One, it is rare to find someone like you.
    You always support and show confidence in the Norrisatvas.
    World Honored One, if sons and daughters of good families
    Want to give rise to the highest, most fulfilling ass kicking,
    What should they rely on, and what should they do to master kicking ass?

    The Chuck Norris replied,
    Well said, Chev Chelios, what you say is absolutely correct
    The Chuck Norris shows special confidence in the Norrisatvas
    Now listen with all your attention, and the Kicker of Ass will reply to your question.
    If daughters and sons of good families want to give rise to the highest, most fulfilled ass
    kicking,

    They should rely on the following, and master their ass kicking in the following manner
    The venerable Chev Chelios said
    Great One, we are so happy to hear of your ass kicking

    The Chuck Norris said to Chev Chelios

    This is how the Norrisatva Kick-assatvas master their ass kicking
    However many species of living being there are-
    whether born from eggs, from the womb, from moisture, or spontaneously;
    Whether they have form or do not have form;
    Whether they have perception or do not have perception;
    or whether it can not be said of them that they have or do not have perception,
    We must kick the asses of all these beings
    And when the innumerable, immeasurable, infinite number of these beings asses has been kicked,
    We do not in truth think that a single ass has been kicked

    Why is this so?
    If, Chev Chelios, a Norrisatva holds on to the notion of one single ass, one single enemy, one
    single life span
    That person is not an authentic Norrisatva.



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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    In the cartoon it's a batallion. The cartoon skipped a lot.


    Eh just a major Tolkien nerd.



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    And at least a total of 3 hours of highly computer animated fight scenes.

    They have to get through fights with

    - trolls
    - goblins
    - barrels
    - wood elves
    - spiders
    - men
    - eagles
    - a dragon

    Not to mention they'll have the Battle of Five Armies, which I expect will be most of at least one film.
    Ahoooooy I think I'm gonna read the Hobbit again
    A entire film about the battle of the fives armies with more of the notes of Tolkien its worth seeing

    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    They are also including a lot of the stuff that wasn't in the hobbit but written in the notes, IE the stuff that explains why Gandolf didn't just handle the **** himself.
    Nice then ! That explains why 3 films (and the money of course)
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    Pete's version has a tall hill to climb if he expects to top the 1972 animated hobbit.
    The music...just the music in that movie. "The Greatest Adventure" remains one of my favorite pieces of pump up music.

    Last edited by Vince Tortelli; 10/10/2012 7:52pm at .

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