Gun Fail Thread

[Mr. Machette]

One lucky SOB...

[Permalost]

Meanwhile, in Russia:

[Devil]

One lucky SOB...

Yeah, I've seen that one too. That'll tighten the old sphincter, won't it?

[Devil]

Meanwhile, in Russia:

No. Fucking. Way.

[erezb]

This one just kills me.

Yes this one arouses a sexual feeling inside of me. Especially when he shoots that **** at us. ammm yeaaa

[Bneterasedmynam]

How the **** were they getting the mags in backwards?? Can they even fit that way??

[Devil]

How the **** were they getting the mags in backwards?? Can they even fit that way??

Yeah, they'll slide in and then bind because of the curvature of the magazine. You won't get a "click" though.

[Tranquil Suit]

Meanwhile, in Russia:

Would you like translation?

[Permalost]

Would you like translation?

Absolutely.

[Tranquil Suit]

Meanwhile, in Russia:

Now look carefully
Person came to learn
He just took an empty pistol
And he worked against it
*does disarm*
Look carefully, this element is very interesting and very serious.
You must treat it very seriously.
Now look at the difference
This is a psychological... There is a term called "psychological culling"
We do this first... *loads pistol* yes we take a risk... *puts safety on*
First, we set the safety on, and then next time we set it off.
*does disarm* And the same thing happens, but even better, if the person is psychologically ready.
Now look carefully! *turns safety off*
Everything the same, but the bullet could end up inside of me. Correct?
*does disarm, shoots bullets*



Narrator: That's how they teach you to think clearly and calmly when there is a loaded gun aimed at you.

(the last line I got from the extended video (related on youtube))