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**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 5:22pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your tender wittle feelings?

You really think because you miss-read one or two posts than you know anything about me? What I look like for instance? How active I am outside of walking to work?

How about the swiftness and ferocity with wich I WON my last few physical altercations?(Something you can not boast)

I could start bringing up perosnal things you've mentioned but I have more class than that. (for now)

If you're not enjoying this you can stop posting at any time.

Shut the **** up you dumb piece of ****. Your girlfriend is some dumb **** 20 year old who has daddy issues which is why she's banging some 33 year old dipshit who can't date women his own age because he's pretty fucking clearly too dumb and retarded to get that to happen. You know how she feels about Syria and Libya? The same that everyone who reads the news papers. She's just a sock puppet, probably not even just for you. Bring whatever personal bullshit you want into this. Congratulations, you're sticking your dick in a dumb bitch. Yet again, you've reached for the bottom of the barrel.

You're a fat piece of **** who has a child for a girlfriend. You can't even fucking recognize that. That is not a person you're going to be with, that is a cum dumpster. It's evident by the way your opening with her is, "HAY GUIZ SHE IS HOT AND A STRIPPER!" She is nothing more than that to you.

This isn't some fun game you're playing. You're barely above a saucer of goat cum and you pretend that you somehow have the same or more to offer than the rest of the fat on this site has to offer.

Please, please bring up whatever you wish. I don't give a **** about your ***** veiled threats. Nobody gives a **** about you and your fat ass and how you have no idea how to actually be physically fit on a forum about martial arts and physical fitness, dumbass.

**Grab my fist** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 5:22pm

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Hapkido? Irony.

No. Xingyi.
Irony.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 5:24pm

Originally Posted by Grab my fist

No.

Yes, hapdkido and your complaint.

Xingyi.

Yes a CMA.

Irony.

Your style field and your complaint.

See what I did with what you did?

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 5:28pm

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

"a whole mess of **** that would get me hospitalised if I ever had the stones to say it in person.

Ooh. Looks like I hit a nerve. That's quite the rant!

Nothing you can say will ever change the fact that my personal life is AWESOME and you are just a bitter little pill.

How does your hateraid taste Sirc?

Why don't you go get your ass kicked in public again? I'm sure that will make you feel better.

BTW, tell your dear mum I said "hi".

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 5:29pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

Ooh. Looks like I hit a nerve. That's quite the rant!

Nothing you can say will ever change the fact that my life is AWESOme and you are a bitter little pill.

How does your hateraid taste Sirc? Why don't you go get your ass kicked in public again. I'm sure that will make you feel better.

BTW, tell your dear mum I said "hi".

Hateraid?
Also, "Tell your mom I said, Hi?"

What the ****? Are you 12 years old? Try again.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 5:39pm

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

Try again.

Why? You're already a pathetic ego maniac. There's realy nothing I can do to you that life isn't already doing.

You're unflappable bitterness and mindless attacks againt those more fortunate than you proves what a sick and lonely person you are.

26 and still not a man.

Sad.

**Grab my fist** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 5:50pm

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Yes, hapdkido and your complaint.

Yes a CMA.

Your style field and your complaint.

See what I did with what you did?

Yeah, not bad. What's Hapdkido may I ask?

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 5:50pm

Originally Posted by Israfel

yo fight me

fight me man fight me

Idiot.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 5:52pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

Why? You're already a pathetic ego maniac. There's realy nothing I can do to you that life isn't already doing.

You're unflappable bitterness and mindless attacks againt those more fortunate than you proves what a sick and lonely person you are.

26 and still not a man.

Sad.

Looks like Sirc has managed to drag another new fish into deep waters.

@Sirc: Hey you still got it, kid.

**PDA** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 5:56pm

I never know quite what to make of it when people boast about their personal life on the internet and use it in arguments.

Seams like a strange strategy to me.