Cracked says Average Martial students Sucks

**Israfel** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 2:53pm

Originally Posted by w. Rabbit

yep, i want to get them a room with a lock and no window so i can enjoy threads without having to read noobs whine over the quality of bullshido's "flame wars".

yo fight me

fight me man fight me

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 2:58pm

Hold on, I just found this comedy gold:

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

So I'm walking at least 2.5 miles daily and 40+ minutes daily.

I'm doing pullups and pushups till my arms fail.

I've started doing squats with my GF on my back.

I'm losing weght almost evereywhere.

But I've still got a beer belly. Not nearly as huge as it was before I started losing weight, but that stubborn little fucker is the last to go.

My love handles are almost gone. My back fat is almost gone. My shamefull man-tities are on the outs. I almost look fit for the first time in years!

But I still have a pooch right above my belt buckle. It's the last holdout.

What do y'all reccomend for fat busting in the spare tire area?

Holy **** you fat ****. You're one of those dumb idiots who thinks that walking is exercise. You have no idea how to actually exercise at all. Holy ****. I feel like I'm just scratching the surface here. There's gotta be more gold if I just dig a little more.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 3:02pm

PERHAPS THIS IS WHY YOU'RE A FAT PIECE OF ****:

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

How bland is your bland pallete?

Beans and rice are cheap as heck. If you can't cook you can find them "ready to serve".

Here's a recipe for "POWER MEAL"

1 can of your favorite baked beans

1 lbs of cooked rice (ready made bag or dehydrated in your case)

1 can of your favorite chilli

1 lbs your choice of protein. I like most of the barnyard animals for this recipe, JMO.

You can add whatever vegetables you want if you need to add fiber.

This stuff is RIB STICKIN'. Super high protein, decent carbs, hella cheap. About a fist sized pile will fill you up and keep your clock ticking for hours. Helped me through some lean times!

You have no fucking idea about nutrition or dieting or exercise. Why the **** are you giving people advice you dumb ****? You need to cut that **** out now.

**RurikGreenwulf** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 3:09pm

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

PERHAPS THIS IS WHY YOU'RE A FAT PIECE OF ****:

You have no fucking idea about nutrition or dieting or exercise. Why the **** are you giving people advice you dumb ****? You need to cut that **** out now.

Sirc dudeman what is your MA background?

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 3:10pm

Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf

Sirc dudeman what is your MA background?

Black belt in Tae Kwon Do
Black belt in Kyokushin
Judo
SAMBO
Kendo

**RurikGreenwulf** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 3:11pm

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

Black belt in Tae Kwon Do
Black belt in Kyokushin
Judo
SAMBO
Kendo

How old are you and how long have you been training?

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 3:12pm

Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf

How old are you and how long have you been training?

26 and since I was 8.

**RurikGreenwulf** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 3:22pm

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

26 and since I was 8.

So tell me you seem to have some kind of rivalry with the folks over here
Tell me about that if you will

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 3:26pm

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

Let me give you some pointers. You're kind of rehashing the gay angle too much.

Funny, it's always in response to some gay-baiting troll post of yours.

Stop acting like you want my dick and I'll stop calling you on it.

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

I still don't know who you are or why you think we have some kind of rivalry. I remember you mentioning something about us bickering or something, but I honestly and truthfully do not know who the **** you are and I'm sure that's the case for the majority of the board.

Yes, this is an anonymous public forum. We do not know each other.

Perhaps you should change your handle to Dr. Obvious?

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

The difference between you and me is that everyone remembers who I am.

Though for purely negative reasons. You're the troll prick who shits on everybody else while bragging about fights you didn't even win.

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

Hold on, I just found this comedy gold:
Holy **** you fat ****. You're one of those dumb idiots who thinks that walking is exercise. You have no idea how to actually exercise at all. Holy ****. I feel like I'm just scratching the surface here. There's gotta be more gold if I just dig a little more.

The actual doctors at the Mayo clinic must be dumb idiots as well.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/walking/AN01773

If you add 30 minutes of brisk walking to your daily routine, you could burn about 150 more calories a day. At that rate, you'd lose about another 1/3 of a pound (0.15 kilogram) a week. The more you walk and the quicker your pace, the more calories you'll burn. While any physical activity is good, you'll get the most benefit in terms of weight loss from activity that is moderately intense. So aim to walk at 3 to 4 miles per hour. You can gradually build up to that pace if necessary.

I do double that and more seven days a week in addition to as much calisthenics and varied weigt excersises as my body will handle until failure.

I'm probably more physically active than even you Sirc. For instance;

It's only 1:00pm and I've gotten laid today. Three times. She's 20, and stripper hot.

Here's where everybody will pile on and say "pics or it didn't happen", "internet bragging" blah blah blah... And they've got a point.

Except it did happen. It happens daily. My life is awesome!

No "pooch" on it's way out can **** with my awesome life. No attention whoring insecure little **** can take that away.

You can waste your precious time disecting my posts. You can call me a cock sucker. You can "lol" all you want, but it won't change one simple fact;

You do this because you desperately need to feel superior. That's why you're obsesed with achieveing more than everybody else. That's why you obsesivly put down the acheivements of people you've never met. You hate yourself and project it onto others. You feel weak and innefectual so you try to get tough (and lose). The worst part is you will never be satisfied.

It's sad. A hollow and fruitless pursuit. You will continue to lose hair over it.

So go pat yourself on the back and tell yourself you've "won" something here. Because that is as good as it's ever going to get for you.

ETA: You wanna talk about comedy gold?

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

26 and since I was 8.

So why do you suck so fucking bad a MA then Chris?

That is fucking hilarious! Go clean your shower drain and cry over the hanfulls of wasted youth you find there.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/14/2012 3:32pm

Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf

So tell me you seem to have some kind of rivalry with the folks over here
Tell me about that if you will

That'd be an entire novel.

Basically, I'm pretty certain that most of the people here are all circle jerking themselves into thinking that they're some kind of super badasses. I just gotta call them out on this bullshit all the time. It hurts their stupid feelings.