Cracked says Average Martial students Sucks

[W. Rabbit]

man these forums have the shittiest flame wars
I hope most of you at least fight better than you talk

If this cesspool of retardness counts as part of the #1 MA site in the world bullshit, then I seriously need to poke myself in the eye with a fucking big burnt stick.

You two should get a room.

Oh, and go train after you clean up.

[DarkPhoenix]

You two should get a room.

Oh, and go train after you clean up.

You have a strange fascination with two men alone in a room. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Just sayin'.

[W. Rabbit]

You have a strange fascination with two men alone in a room.

Yep, I want to get them a room with a lock and no window so I can enjoy threads without having to read noobs whine over the quality of Bullshido's "flame wars".

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Yep, I want to get them a room with a lock and no window so I can enjoy threads without having to read noobs whine over the quality of Bullshido's "flame wars".

[Mr. Machette]

man these forums have the shittiest flame wars

I hope most of you at least fight better than you talk

You can ask you mom's vagina how hard I hit.

Seriously, WTF is this ****?

If this cesspool of retardness counts as part of the #1 MA site in the world bullshit, then I seriously need to poke myself in the eye with a fucking big burnt stick.

If you realy feel it's neccessary. Don't forget to post pictures.

[Dr. Sleepless]

You can ask you mom's vagina how hard I hit.


If you realy feel it's neccessary. Don't forget to post pictures.

Every single one of your posts reads like someone who just discovered the internet in 2004. You reach for the lowest hanging fruits when it comes to your shitty insults.

I seriously don't understand how YOU were the fastest sperm amongst 300 million others. Rev up your cocks gentleman, because this guy is looking to suck on them for your approval.

[Mr. Machette]

Every single one of your posts reads like someone who just discovered the internet in 2004. You reach for the lowest hanging fruits when it comes to your shitty insults.

I seriously don't understand how YOU were the fastest sperm amongst 300 million others. Rev up your cocks gentleman, because this guy is looking to suck on them for your approval.

There you go fantasising about me with other men again.

You must really want my ham something awful Sirc.

I told you, you're going to have to at least get a better hair cut and take me out to a nice classy dinner first or you'll never get this thick juicy man meat in you eager, quivering he-*****.

You can add that to the broad list of things "you don't understand".

[JohnKenner]

Free Solo Climb to the top of one of the mountains in Yosemite

You're going to free up one of the walls or solo up one of the peaks on the Sawtooth Ridge?

[W]hen I got to a ledge and found some old rope I recognized that I am not experienced enough of a free solo climber to make it up further without killing myself,

I've never understood the desire to free climb. I've lead ice, which is basically going free, but I still prefer seeing a rope. Sorry, I still think free climbing is courting death. Its why I stick with sport climbing since I've become a old man.

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There you go fantasising about me with other men again.

You must really want my ham something awful Sirc.

I told you, you're going to have to at least get a better hair cut and take me out to a nice classy dinner first or you'll never get this thick juicy man meat in you eager, quivering he-*****.

You can add that to the broad list of things "you don't understand".

You know, "You're totally gay for me, also **** you" is a comically bad comeback to "low hanging fruit humor and 1st day on the Internet".

[Dr. Sleepless]

You're going to free up one of the walls or solo up one of the peaks on the Sawtooth Ridge?



I've never understood the desire to free climb. I've lead ice, which is basically going free, but I still prefer seeing a rope. Sorry, I still think free climbing is courting death. Its why I stick with sport climbing since I've become a old man.

Yeah Free Solo'ing is loads and loads of fun. I want to try to find a route up Bridal Veil Falls that isn't horrifically difficult and isn't going to end up with me as a statistic. It's really awfully terrifying, but I guess that is the rush for me. Ropes are cool, but I don't know if it's because I'm cheap or lazy or adventurous.

**** Ice Climbing though. **** freaks me out.

There you go fantasising about me with other men again.

You must really want my ham something awful Sirc.

I told you, you're going to have to at least get a better hair cut and take me out to a nice classy dinner first or you'll never get this thick juicy man meat in you eager, quivering he-*****.

You can add that to the broad list of things "you don't understand".

Let me give you some pointers. You're kind of rehashing the gay angle too much. Being overly descriptive only works on teenagers. This entire forum has gone through years of me so if you want to make splashes, you're going to have to really learn to be much more clever.

Also you want to lay off things that you've already read on the internet. Try coming up with some of your own stuff. It'll come off much more organically and less like you're just regurgitating all of the "flame war" posts you've read on other forums.

What you're currently working with doesn't really cut it. Sorry. I still don't know who you are or why you think we have some kind of rivalry. I remember you mentioning something about us bickering or something, but I honestly and truthfully do not know who the **** you are and I'm sure that's the case for the majority of the board.

The difference between you and me is that everyone remembers who I am.