Cracked says Average Martial students Sucks

**dwkfym** · Posted On: 9/19/2012 9:36am

Originally Posted by slamdunc

When I was in college, we had programs structured as clubs. The good parts were variety and seminars (Ben "Nighthorse" Campbell, Pat Johnson, Bill Wallace, and Ed Parker, etc.) I got to attend.

Very cool, we started out as a student club, then after 3 years we became an actual sports club (which means we get to call ourselves a team, use better facilities, our practices are actually practices instead of just club meets, so we can't be kicked out of facility for stupid reasons, etc. It also means we now HAVE to produce fighters)

**LesbianSeagal** · Posted On: 9/19/2012 9:41am

Originally Posted by Lebell

I've never been away bra.
I just decided to wtfpwn Sirc for a bit because I noticed that lately he hasnt gotten any good opposition and you know how that spins his ego outta control, before you know it we get weird gong sau meets 4chan footage of him in a tutu rasslin a guy in a giant dildo suit.
or whatever the hype of the month is.

As in "Sirc de solei?"

**Lebell** · Posted On: 9/19/2012 9:44am

Originally Posted by LesbianSeagal

As in "Sirc de solei?"

yeah but more awkward.
if you can imagine that.

He has his use though, he taught me that if I'd ever have an autistic child I'd just put it up for adoption instead of even bothering.

**The Question** · Posted On: 9/19/2012 11:43am

Originally Posted by Alex

Q, shut the **** up. you have done exactly dick in the world of fighting

I try my best not to do dick. Other people's cocks don't interest me. But you can feel free to jump all over that ****, sir!!!

and its generally people -like- you who bail on these things.

I don't bail, son, what the **** is you on?
Your trash talk sounds store-bought with a coupon
That means it common, and I see through it
Or it's like yo mom, and anyone can do it
I show up and throw down
I blow up and go round
motherfuckers like it's my goddamn day job
You a homo bottom feeder like you Sponge-gay-bob
So lay off, knob, you don't want none of The Question
Your responses is faulty but my rap spits celestial
I'm slicing motherfuckers with heavenly swords
**** around and watch me level these boards
With these sick messages I'm leveraging
Leave your joints fucked like severe aging
And your muscles bloody bruised and contused
I'll hit you with rounds of abuse, Q can't lose
So if you wanna stay breathing, chill when you see me, Kiwi
You come half cocked, you'll get rocked...
And left with your head tilted to one side... like a beenie

Oh, ****, sorry man. I inadvertently lyrically murdered you. I wasn't even trying to **** you up and ****. It's just that this thread put me in **** talk mode.

for all of sircs problems he doesnt bail on throwdowns, probably because he does actually have real fights. so why dont you just leave it til its actually 100% gonna happen, and in the meantime, why dont you try out getting in the ring for an actual fight. that will already put you above 90% of the people on this forum who need to **** off passing opinion on those who put their ass on the line.

Which line does he put his ass on? Because if it's the line to get GTA 5 on release date then it's hardly motherfucking impressive.

even though sirc would rather be putting his ass on omegas dick, WABANG!

Ha! I see what you did there. Commendable.

**The Question** · Posted On: 9/19/2012 11:50am

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

Wait, you're not in the states anymore?

Well whatever, whenever you come here, let me know. Until then, I'm not going to hold my breath.

Nah, man. I been in Jamaica for the past 4+ years working on my education and ****. Plus Immigration was like "**** you, get out". Incidentally, if you feel like vacationing and want sample some of these sunshine honeys you can get all the tropical jelly you can eat, mayne. Chicks here apprently totally dig tiny asian dudes that have no qualms about eating the *****. When you're not busy with that ****, we can gong fucking sau.

Plus, there's weed. Then again, you're from Cali. Probably have better weed.

**RWaggs** · Posted On: 9/19/2012 11:55am

Originally Posted by The Question

Nah, man. I been in Jamaica for the past 4+ years working on my education and ****. Plus Immigration was like "**** you, get out". Incidentally, if you feel like vacationing and want sample some of these sunshine honeys you can get all the tropical jelly you can eat, mayne. Chicks here apprently totally dig tiny asian dudes that have no qualms about eating the *****. When you're not busy with that ****, we can gong fucking sau.

Plus, there's weed. Then again, you're from Cali. Probably have better weed.

Sirc doesn't appreciate the weed. Can I come in his stead??? Tropical jelly and all that....

**Israfel** · Posted On: 9/19/2012 3:31pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

gay jokes: I did not make a gay joke.
Have you seen yourself on video, you move girlish and you talk very gay, maybe its the Cali accent I dunno, but you really do come across as someone of the homosexual persuasion, which is okay with me.
Why do I bring it up: I think your closet homosexuality may be the real source of all this behaviour of dramawhoring.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 9/20/2012 10:43am

Originally Posted by Israfel

I couldnt have said it better myself!

**dwkfym** · Posted On: 9/21/2012 9:06am

Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf

My college has free Tai Chi and my high school had capoeira

We also have a jujitsu club, judo club, kendo club, TKD club, and a kungfu club. Benefits of being a huge college that invest a lot in athletics. (I'm graduated now btw)

Originally Posted by slamdunc

When I was in college, we had programs structured as clubs. The good parts were variety and seminars (Ben "Nighthorse" Campbell, Pat Johnson, Bill Wallace, and Ed Parker, etc.) I got to attend.

Super jealous about the seminars. The best we can probably manage is getting the competition guys come down to Orlando a couple of times to train with my current coach, Mike Bell.

Originally Posted by LesbianSeagal

Thus proving the phrase "you get what you pay for...."

Ironically, UF is incredibly cheap for a highly ranked public school. I think we topped best value for buck several times.

**JingMerchant!** · Posted On: 10/06/2012 1:02pm

Originally Posted by Alex

Q, shut the **** up. you have done exactly dick in the world of fighting and its generally people -like- you who bail on these things. for all of sircs problems he doesnt bail on throwdowns ... why dont you try out getting in the ring for an actual fight. that will already put you above 90% of the people on this forum who need to **** off passing opinion on those who put their ass on the line.

Q-dot showed up at the 2007(?) Throwdown and kicked Omega in the head...

Dick all in the world of fighting, but something in this world of fighting, wouldn't you say...?

Sirc, I hope your Mum is doing well! Chemo can be shitty.