Cracked says Average Martial students Sucks

[Mr. Machette]

I'm not sure why you think I'm balding or constipated. That's just a really bizarre insult right there. Like, a natural body function to you is some kind of insult..

Well, I've seen your bald spot and your reccomendation for a "healthy" diet was microwaved chicken and rice. You're going to prolapse from pushing that brick someday.

Anyhow, I have an extremely luscious amount of hair.

Well OK Randy Waston. Just let your Soul Glo then!

This also doesn't make any sense. I'm not the one who suggested to eat 5lbs of carbs with hardly any meat in it.

Nor did I. Where on earth did you get that idea?

You really should get to studying on what the difference between a complex polychain of carbohydrates are and what a simple chain of carbohydrates are. How the liver prioritizes what over other things and how you plan on losing all of that spare tire weight with "walking" and "doing push ups."

When you don't pepper your sentences with insults you can actually give halfway decent advice sometimes. Education is a lifetime journey and it never hurts to study more. The answer to your question is:

Portion control, "slow" foods selected for nutritional content and I don't ONLY walk for excersize. If that's what you really believe then you're even dumber than you appear.

Also, before you say it, yes, we know you're fucking a child.

If 20 is a child, then what are you at 26? Certainly not a man. Some kind of teenager? A tweeny maybe? You sure piss and moan like one.

[Lebell]

Oh look. Another student of internet. The opening gay joke will turn into some minor form of racism and then "random" humor involving nonsensical bullshit that doesn't make any sense but seems edgy and "on the ball."

student of the internet?
lolz!

gay joke?
minor racism?
what the hell are you babbel...oh nevermind.

so do you sometimes jerk off to all this attention, or is it more of an autistic powertripthing were you convince yourself you're so much more intelligent than ''thoz guiz fr0m the internets?

once you mature and you realise the depths of your idiotic dramawhoring, shoot me a pm, I can either help you behaving like a mature man, or give you some advice on how to commit a painfree suicide.
(zomg the attention! a sirc memorial thread just for you!)

[Lebell]

Also, before you say it, yes, we know you're fucking a child. Nobody cares, dude. It's embarrassing.

who is this WE?

[Holy Moment]

who is this WE?

Sirc has a symbiote.

[Lebell]

Sirc has a symbiote.

I'm open to the idea that sirc is actually a funny mature person trapped inside the E-persona of a little obnoxious asian boy.

[itwasntme]

I can either help you behaving like a mature man

That's rich coming from the queer bashing Nazi.

I'm open to the idea that sirc is actually a funny mature person trapped inside the E-persona of a little obnoxious asian boy.

Actually, he's Cooban.

[Dr. Sleepless]

student of the internet?
lolz!

gay joke?
minor racism?
what the hell are you babbel...oh nevermind.

so do you sometimes jerk off to all this attention, or is it more of an autistic powertripthing were you convince yourself you're so much more intelligent than ''thoz guiz fr0m the internets?

once you mature and you realise the depths of your idiotic dramawhoring, shoot me a pm, I can either help you behaving like a mature man, or give you some advice on how to commit a painfree suicide.
(zomg the attention! a sirc memorial thread just for you!)

You and Mr. Machette are both people who still post like you just discovered the internet. It's cute.

[Lebell]

That's rich coming from the queer bashing Nazi.

What makes you say im a queer bashing nazi?
interesting..

[Lebell]

You and Mr. Machette are both people who still post like you just discovered the internet. It's cute.

ýou are both póopooheads'!!

jesus christ man, try to come up with something concrete.

I say: you're a little dramawhoring autist under the impression he is witty.

You: yeah well you post like you just discovered the internet. HA!

failbucket.

[Dr. Sleepless]

ýou are both póopooheads'!!

jesus christ man, try to come up with something concrete.

I say: you're a little dramawhoring autist under the impression he is witty.

You: yeah well you post like you just discovered the internet. HA!

failbucket.

ZOMG. Check.
Failbucket. Check.
Gay jokes. Check.


The only thing you're missing is a few macro images with some nondescript text on it to really drive home the point that YES YOU ALSO PLAY ON THE INTERNET AND HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY.

This isn't gamefaqs, this isn't Gaia Online, get your **** together and stop posting like you're a 14 year old teenager who just discovered Runescape.