9/16/2012 8:23am, #101
I took a look at this motherfucking thread's outline and think to myself "wow, this is some borderline boring ****. Who the **** cares what motherfuckers at Cracked think about Martial Arts?". Then I see that it's at 10 motherfucking pages and I think "Golly, this seems a bit odd". Then I glance upon the second page and it becomes obvious: The motherfucking Sirc effect.
Incidentally, Sirc don't you get tired of doing this?
Not that you'll remember, but I famously challenged you to a fight in like 2008 or something. I've been ruminating on this for a while. Why did you not accept my challenge? Are you a bitch or something? Were you worried that I would embarrass you on the internet more than you embarrass your motherfucking self? Incidentally, that motherfucking challenge is still available, son. I've been dying to give you 175mg of Sassy Black ass whoppin', stat dose, ************. Bolus. You can't **** with this **** son? The **** you got?
You ducked that ****, man? You fucking ducked that ****. I was disappointed man? I thought "He's been ducking so much, then he must at least be part goose". Know what the **** I'm saying man.
So come on man. Neither of us wants to suck at martial arts, or life. So let's get this gong sau on, man. No one mentioned my name on the list of motherfuckers that don't suck. I've been trying to get in on that list, for the name Q-dot to resonate with the likes of Omega, Sambosteve, Darkson, and jnp the wise (who is apparently the real life Gandalf the Greying). So let's do this, man.
If you suck, then knowing is half the battle. And if we know, then the motherfucking onus is upon us to un-suck. That is to say, we must spit. Let's spit that ****, son. Mano a mano, pata a pata. Shinken shobu. Gong motherfucking sau, son.Originally Posted by Goju - joe
9/16/2012 8:47am, #102
9/16/2012 8:47am, #103
- Join Date
- May 2012
but it doesn't say anything about the below average martial art student, so I'm golden!
9/16/2012 8:52am, #104
I will also have sex with a girl at some point.Originally Posted by Goju - joe
9/16/2012 9:07am, #105
9/16/2012 5:59pm, #106
9/16/2012 6:07pm, #107
Also mind you every few months I get to the point where I get so sick of you dipshits that I just go and do stuff I need to do for long periods of time because I just can't deal with you retards.
9/16/2012 6:08pm, #108
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9/16/2012 8:53pm, #110