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  1. Gun-Maga is offline

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    Jū-Muay-Do

    give it to me one time - Yeag
    give it to me - two times (1, 2)
    give it to me three times (1, 2, 3)
    give it to me four times (1, 2, 3, 4)

    O-Soto-Elbow-Fucking Hammer;

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    Tae Goshi Motherfucrcker

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    Ain“t gonna be no fourth time man... No fourth time....

    You ain“t gonna count to four until your ass hits the floor

    This is the ****

    P.S:

    I“m FED (pun inbtended) of ppl who say "oh lol real str33t I breack my knuckles" well I DONT

    I SURELY BREK THINGS WHATEVER COLLIDES WITH MY KINUCKLES BUT MY KNUCJKES DO THE BREAKING NOT THE CRASH TEST DUM-ASS PART

    TIME TO GROW SOME SCAR TIESSUE BOYS
    Last edited by Gun-Maga; 8/17/2014 6:26pm at .
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    I think I just had a Streetgasm.
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    Gun-Maga; I'm just going to take a stab at this, but here goes. It is my belief that a couple of years ago, you worked as a crash test-dummy and hit your head really hard. That would explain each and every one of your posts. I am positive that this is not a language barrier; your English is o.k.

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    What's funny is that it says his post is edited, meaning that he made this thread, looked at it and went "oh no, that's not right", and we're viewing the FIXED version. That up there's the fucking director's cut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun-Maga View Post
    . . .I SURELY BREK THINGS WHATEVER COLLIDES WITH MY KINUCKLES BUT MY KNUCJKES DO THE BREAKING NOT THE CRASH TEST DUM-ASS PART

    TIME TO GROW SOME SCAR TIESSUE BOYS
    . . . Are you trying to tell us/emphasize that everything you punch ends up breaking your knuckles? And that you are excited about breaking them?

    Because that is what I'm taking away from your post.

    Also, you're weird.
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    No idea what this thread is about, but I do appreciate the reference to Toots & The Maytals "5446":
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    Reading the title, I had hoped that someone had created "Ju Muay Do" after obtaining a yellow belt in Judo and watching Van Damme's Kickboxer 110 times in a row.
    Would be even more epic if he had given himself a 13th Dan, just to say he was better than Kano and started a Youtube training channel.

    ...this thread does NOT deliver :-(
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiujitsu77
    You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
    Quote Originally Posted by Humanzee
    ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
    Quote Originally Posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
    The real deadly:
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    Crush your enemies, drink tea and hear the police chasing you

    Quote Originally Posted by Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs View Post
    Reading the title, I had hoped that someone had created "Ju Muay Do" after obtaining a yellow belt in Judo and watching Van Damme's Kickboxer 110 times in a row.

    ...this thread does NOT deliver :-(
    Hello

    Bro - I“m inclined to tell you this;

    - THIS IS EXCACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

    I hope you are not dissapointed with the fact though that I only watched "Kickboxer" 93 times? Cause I needed to watch also "Ong Bak" for 81 times so I think it should be alluquient

    I tell you this formidable structure of this art in a nutcase;

    - Strikes; Punches, Elbows, Knees, Kicks <-- I apply judo nage-waza principles to traditional muay thai striking techniques cause this not only makes it possible to add enormous amount of power by using your opponents momentum to maximize the sheer fatality of your blow but also makes it possible to brdge striking, clinhing, joint-breaking and ne-waza techniques in a relentless flow

    - Clinchwork & grappling; Here the traditional muay thai clinhing, nage-waza, ne-waza and atemi-waza melt down into a singular triangliraty of dynamic intesiveness. Perform combos like nnever seen before. Kradot Sok & Khao-Loi performed as a set-up for tai otoshi into a crusifix neck crank? You got it!

    What about evading your opponents knee by jumping into his thigh, grabbing the head and performing flip takedown with a headbutt to testicles as a finisher? You got that also.

    Whatever you want - you simply fucking got it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun-Maga View Post
    I tell you this formidable structure of this art in a nutcase;
    I've now had my morning dose of irony; please share more on this art. I can't wait to jump onto my opponent's thigh and do that headbutt to the testicles thing. What if I have to fight a woman; the testicle thing won't work very well. Do you have any techniques that incorporate manipulation of the female breasts? I hear they are a vulnerability in women and since I don't always fight men, I need some tips.
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    BEating opponents who are females

    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    I've now had my morning dose of irony; please share more on this art. I can't wait to jump onto my opponent's thigh and do that headbutt to the testicles thing. What if I have to fight a woman; the testicle thing won't work very well. Do you have any techniques that incorporate manipulation of the female breasts? I hear they are a vulnerability in women and since I don't always fight men, I need some tips.
    I say whatever you want you got it man

    Also if it“s not broken dont fix it

    There is a special curriculum against female fighters - which is mostly structured from the following move-sets;



    Try it out yourself and you will notice that this **** works and is totally up in the line of Ju-Muay-Do

    There is also a side-program which stays true to principles of the art but involves guns

    Here is an example of these brilliant strategies that can be easily adapted into real-life everyday situations (remember to wear kneepads and bulletproof vest though)

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