Post the McDojoest youtubes you got

**gregaquaman** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 6:32pm

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 8:02pm

Edit:

Here's what results if someone learns that defense with the intention of applying it in real life:

**lionknight** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 8:19pm

Originally Posted by gregaquaman

"Switch hands baby!"
"Grion baby!"
"Oh baby!"

lmao

**JohnKenner** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 9:12pm

Originally Posted by gregaquaman

Perhaps things are different in Oz... but here in the states, we frown on killing someone for grabbing your shirt (then again, that doesn't stop us from teaching ke?po).

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 9:40pm

Originally Posted by JohnKenner

Perhaps things are different in Oz... but here in the states, we frown on killing someone for grabbing your shirt (then again, that doesn't stop us from teaching ke?po).

What kind of backwards planet do y'all live on over there?

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 9:52pm

On a serious note, it fills me with dread seeing that ninjuwusu crap. I just want to grab hold of that teacher and dry hump skull **** him in the eyeballs while he tries to demonstrate that bullshit. I'd take his arm and **** it up kimura, armbar or other, saying the only way he can tap out is if he kisses my arse, literally, while singing Waltzing Matilda and when he says he doesn't know Waltzing Matilda, I'll tell him he better learn quick because a man kissing my arse without singing Waltzing Matilda is just fucking weird.

Also, anyone notice they didn't use Quintuple XL girl for the Forced Sex video? They can NOT have been concerned about realism.

**TexJohn** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 11:21pm

Originally Posted by gregaquaman

He seriously used a Jake "the Snake" Roberts DDT on that guy at 1:30. I would like to qualify that I will stop my month 5 Judo training and I will join Shabazz Defense tomorrow if they opened in my area. You just don't get DDT training at any ol' gym. This guy is, in short, BADASS. Thread over, fellas.

**risingphoenix73** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 11:43pm

...also, @erezb...were you in k-1 or something? =/

EDIT: and what post would be complete without some crappling moves?

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 11:55pm

Originally Posted by risingphoenix73

...also, @erezb...were you in k-1 or something? =/

EDIT: and what post would be complete without some crappling moves?

That is brilliant form work.

**ouchboy** · Posted On: 9/11/2012 1:16am

Originally Posted by battlefields

On a serious note, it fills me with dread seeing that ninjuwusu crap. I just want to grab hold of that teacher and dry hump skull **** him in the eyeballs while he tries to demonstrate that bullshit. I'd take his arm and **** it up kimura, armbar or other, saying the only way he can tap out is if he kisses my arse, literally, while singing Waltzing Matilda and when he says he doesn't know Waltzing Matilda, I'll tell him he better learn quick because a man kissing my arse without singing Waltzing Matilda is just fucking weird.

there are hours of videos from those guys. I'm dissapointed that Tijuana, being so close to San Diego, is still on a fuckin larping 80's black hole. :IamDisappointed: