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    Quote Originally Posted by PDA View Post
    I train so I can impress women.

    Dont we all?
    Kuririn, martial arts culture's first honest character.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moenstah View Post
    What kid hasn't been bullied or felt insecure in its life?
    Chuck Norris


    DAH!!
    King without a crown

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDA View Post
    Chuck Norris
    DAH!!
    Chuck Norris felt insecure once; it was just to determine if he had to kick it's ass. He did.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PDA View Post
    Chuck Norris


    DAH!!
    Chuck actually grew up feeling very insecure, having an absentee father, and being ridiculed for being mixed heritage. He was also not very outgoing as a child.

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi108 View Post
    Chuck actually grew up feeling very insecure, having an absentee father, and being ridiculed for being mixed heritage. He was also not very outgoing as a child.

    I read his autobiography back in 10th grade. He wasn't always the creator of the world. He was a bullied kid from Oklahoma.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Right now I'm a broken person because I don't train. My flexibility and cardio are gone, I get stiff when I sit too long. I can't regenerate if I don't release physical energy. I don't sleep well because my muscles bunch up due to stress.

    My former BJJ teacher said it well. "If you qwuit, wallace, you gonna **** yoself up."

    bam.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

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    On "The Man Show," Jimmy Kimmel once said "there are two kinds of people who practice martial arts: Asians, and psychotics."

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    Quote Originally Posted by crappler View Post
    Right now I'm a broken person because I don't train. My flexibility and cardio are gone, I get stiff when I sit too long. I can't regenerate if I don't release physical energy. I don't sleep well because my muscles bunch up due to stress.

    My former BJJ teacher said it well. "If you qwuit, wallace, you gonna **** yoself up."

    bam.

    How do you know that it wasn't the training that fucked you up? Most MA training is pretty orthopedically unsound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LesbianSeagal View Post
    How do you know that it wasn't the training that fucked you up? Most MA training is pretty orthopedically unsound.
    Although I have some debilitating injuries, I baby my body and do yoga stretches, warm up before doing high kicks, etc.

    it's called growing old.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    I read his autobiography back in 10th grade. He wasn't always the creator of the world. He was a bullied kid from Oklahoma.
    That's because Chuck Norris traveled back in time to kick his own ass for being a *****.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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