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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    That's because Chuck Norris traveled back in time to kick his own ass for being a *****.
    QFT!!
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LesbianSeagal View Post
    On "The Man Show," Jimmy Kimmel once said "there are two kinds of people who practice martial arts: Asians, and psychotics."
    Yes, and how much you want to bet he was bullied?

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    Every bully I have ever met plays the victim card to excuse their compulsion for random violence.
    King without a crown

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDA View Post
    Every bully I have ever met plays the victim card to excuse their compulsion for random violence.
    the bullie's victims always bitch about the random violence too

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    Quote Originally Posted by LesbianSeagal View Post
    On "The Man Show," Jimmy Kimmel once said "there are two kinds of people who practice martial arts: Asians, and psychotics."
    Jimmy Kimmel probably said the same thing about foods without gravy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom .C View Post
    the bullie's victims always bitch about the random violence too
    And missing lunch money!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnKenner View Post

    So basically, this idiot believes the reason we do these sports is because we all been bullied, beaten, or raped (or perhaps all three?), and we go into the ring to attempt to control the violence in our lives instead of dealing with the underlying issues.
    Actually I trained martial arts to be more effective at bullying beating and raping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    Actually I trained martial arts to be more effective at bullying beating and raping.

    Youtube seems to have taken it down, but Cracked described Bas Rutten's video this way:


    Bas takes true pleasure in ramming human heads into things, and his self defense system seems to center around entertaining his friends as he hospitalizes a foe. In at least half the bar fight scenarios, he's the one who initiates the violence. ....

    I'm not positive, but I think Bas Rutten has made the first self defense instructional video for the bad guy. Which is troubling news because it's much, much better than the ones for the good guy. So I guess the only thing I've learned is that when a bar fight ever breaks out, you're going to die. And if Bas Rutten ever breaks out, we're all going to die.
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-bar-fight/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Res Judicata View Post
    Youtube seems to have taken it down, but Cracked described Bas Rutten's video this way:


    http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-bar-fight/
    I know the kinda lineage this guy comes from, not pleasant people to **** with.
    lets leave it at that.

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