YouTube Pundit who claims all Martial Artists are really just broken people

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 9/13/2012 6:43am

Originally Posted by ermghoti

That's because Chuck Norris traveled back in time to kick his own ass for being a *****.

QFT!!

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 9/13/2012 11:12am

Originally Posted by LesbianSeagal

On "The Man Show," Jimmy Kimmel once said "there are two kinds of people who practice martial arts: Asians, and psychotics."

Yes, and how much you want to bet he was bullied?

**PDA** · Posted On: 9/13/2012 1:21pm

Every bully I have ever met plays the victim card to excuse their compulsion for random violence.

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 9/13/2012 1:28pm

Originally Posted by PDA

Every bully I have ever met plays the victim card to excuse their compulsion for random violence.

the bullie's victims always bitch about the random violence too

**Permalost** · Posted On: 9/13/2012 1:40pm

Originally Posted by LesbianSeagal

On "The Man Show," Jimmy Kimmel once said "there are two kinds of people who practice martial arts: Asians, and psychotics."

Jimmy Kimmel probably said the same thing about foods without gravy.

**PDA** · Posted On: 9/13/2012 2:27pm

Originally Posted by Tom .C

the bullie's victims always bitch about the random violence too

And missing lunch money!

**Lebell** · Posted On: 9/17/2012 5:21am

Originally Posted by JohnKenner

So basically, this idiot believes the reason we do these sports is because we all been bullied, beaten, or raped (or perhaps all three?), and we go into the ring to attempt to control the violence in our lives instead of dealing with the underlying issues.

Actually I trained martial arts to be more effective at bullying beating and raping.

**Res Judicata** · Posted On: 9/17/2012 5:32pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

Actually I trained martial arts to be more effective at bullying beating and raping.

Youtube seems to have taken it down, but Cracked described Bas Rutten's video this way:

Bas takes true pleasure in ramming human heads into things, and his self defense system seems to center around entertaining his friends as he hospitalizes a foe. In at least half the bar fight scenarios, he's the one who initiates the violence. ....

I'm not positive, but I think Bas Rutten has made the first self defense instructional video for the bad guy. Which is troubling news because it's much, much better than the ones for the good guy. So I guess the only thing I've learned is that when a bar fight ever breaks out, you're going to die. And if Bas Rutten ever breaks out, we're all going to die.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-bar-fight/