My observations of real life violence vs the ring/gym and the rsults of it therein

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 9/09/2012 11:09am

Originally Posted by erezb

LOL, says the man that the moment he makes eye contact with his sparring partner they no longer are sparring partners, only kama sutra practitioners dry humping.
If you finish a class with no men hair in your mouth (and not from the head) you consider yourself lucky.

Says the guy who can only last 3 minutes a round, spends most of that time dancing, comes in for a few quick "bro hugs" and finally finds himself waking up on the floor wondering why his jaw is sore and what is that burning sensation in his ass.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 9/09/2012 11:18am

Originally Posted by ermghoti

There are men in porn?

I knew this guy at work once, he knew the names of every porn star in every video he had ever seen. Thing was he knew all the GUYS names too.

I was like what the ****? Are you watching the fucking credits on a porno? Who the **** foes that?

**RurikGreenwulf** · Posted On: 9/09/2012 4:39pm

Originally Posted by Holy Moment

Actually, the proper way to come up with a porn name is to combine your middle name with the street you grew up on. My porn name is Matthew Wendy.

I guess I'm stuck doing gay porn.

Mine would be Hernan Gobernador

That sounds quite cool

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 9/09/2012 5:30pm

Sam Pepper?

Sounds more like a stuntman.

Stunt porn!

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 8:00am

Originally Posted by Corksniffer

Yes and Yes

Also - you are free to keep one of my boys in law as a hostage for 14 postal days if you are not satisfied with the RAW **** with we are rolling with - feel free to exchange him to some serious rfucking money (hard labour means hard cas$$s man =)

Luke Holloway?

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 8:03am

Originally Posted by Holy Moment

Actually, the proper way to come up with a porn name is to combine your middle name with the street you grew up on. My porn name is Matthew Wendy.

I guess I'm stuck doing gay porn.

Bruce Flintlock.

Damn.

I'm awesome.

**erezb** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 8:22am

Originally Posted by dflanmod

Says the guy who can only last 3 minutes a round, spends most of that time dancing, comes in for a few quick "bro hugs" and finally finds himself waking up on the floor wondering why his jaw is sore and what is that burning sensation in his ass.

Still, mine can be and was called a gentleman's sport were as yours, well lets be honest it just isn't. Yours can give you STD and weird parasitic infections for fucks sake.
FYI if i get ko i automatically poop a little, just enough to make it a shitty experience to BJJ me. When i finish the odd Grappling class once every blue moon, i shower like the guy from the crying game.. you guys fight intimately.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 9:05am

Ill take the odd infection and you can have the brain damage.

Besides it's not like the staff infection I got on my nether regions took that long to clear up and it's not like the doctors went to lance it and the **** shot out and sprayed me in the eye or nothing.

**erezb** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 9:22am

I suggest those alcoholic pads before each roll, and put it on the other guy!!! you guys need to invent some sort of a body condom for this kind of up close and personal work out.
But for real now, do you have any tips on how not to get crap? (besides wearing a gi..which i do mainly cause i sweat like a chinchilla in a rabbit farm). Do you think that if i rinse myself immediately after a session with alcohol it's enough?

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 9/10/2012 9:29am

Originally Posted by erezb

I suggest those alcoholic pads before each roll, and put it on the other guy!!! you guys need to invent some sort of a body condom for this kind of up close and personal work out.
But for real now, do you have any tips on how not to get crap? (besides wearing a gi..which i do mainly cause i sweat like a chinchilla in a rabbit farm). Do you think that if i rinse myself immediately after a session with alcohol it's enough?

Just give the guy that had to grapple with you a bottle of Crown Royal and you'll be ok.