My observations of real life violence vs the ring/gym and the rsults of it therein

**Hedgehogey** · Posted On: 9/06/2012 11:14pm

Originally Posted by jnp

To the OP, that's the worst James Joyce impersonation I've ever read.

I disagree. I could definitely see this person having a thing for girls farting on him.

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 9/07/2012 5:43pm

**Corksniffer** · Posted On: 9/08/2012 1:17pm

Originally Posted by patfromlogan

One Judo Sensei knows over 300 arm locks. I'll tell him that he only has two or three that work, maybe you can go to California and teach him.

He might know over 300 locks but he might be also watching too much the movie 300 :D

**Corksniffer** · Posted On: 9/08/2012 1:20pm

Originally Posted by nointro

**** all that ****. Just take my money cos I want to learn to hide knives in my beard. I'd like to start with a meat cleaver.

Yes you seem to be a man with some knoweledge of the true street knowledge.... Consider tghethe Sikhi´s of India, they aint packin up those beards for nithing man... I tell you - seen that, heard it, (almost) taken it up the ass :D

**Corksniffer** · Posted On: 9/08/2012 1:22pm

Originally Posted by nointro

To OP,

These corks that you've been sniffing. They weren't taken from bottles of glue were they?

:RetardDog:

The **** I´m sniffing man... Aint gonna recommend it to any other but I tell you man. it´s some serious **** ;D

**Corksniffer** · Posted On: 9/08/2012 1:24pm

Originally Posted by battlefields

Totally legit. This guy found me and taught me the secrets. Obviously you are not worthy if you haven't been approached yet. Amateurs.

Yes and Yes

Also - you are free to keep one of my boys in law as a hostage for 14 postal days if you are not satisfied with the RAW **** with we are rolling with - feel free to exchange him to some serious rfucking money (hard labour means hard cas$$s man =)

**Corksniffer** · Posted On: 9/08/2012 1:26pm

Originally Posted by dflanmod

Your system sucks, mine more good better.

Tactical Attack Preperation & Defense Against Threats & ASSault.

Funny that you brought this up son... This program you mention we call simply "the way to end the asstaker conspiracy" - this is some serious-to-fucking-know-**** if AND when you are going to wake up in some "labour" camps of the soon to be established New World Order boy

**Corksniffer** · Posted On: 9/08/2012 1:29pm

Originally Posted by Tom .C

There will not likely be a huge rush to get that motto tattoo'd on your ass

There is some serious **** tattoeed in my ass and if I tell you know you will spend all your nights asking yourself "why i ever did brought this **** up man" --- I tell you only there are some very occult symbols YES as one of the more enlightened species of this board of sick mofos already figured out - some of them gave more to do with turning into a liquor store than NOT turning into one ;D ;D

**Ming Loyalist** · Posted On: 9/08/2012 1:32pm

Originally Posted by Corksniffer

otosho-gari to the concrete while you move while on the move in a circle,

i just want to know what an "otosho gari" is, sounds pretty deadly. must be way worse than an osoto gari, eh?

**Corksniffer** · Posted On: 9/08/2012 1:32pm

Originally Posted by Permalost

Really?!? THAT'S your motto?!?! You guys say that all the time?!? And there are more than one of you?!?

That is our motto - wther you like it - wther you do not like it - tjhis be our motto ´til death do our asshole apart...

We proprely form this motto chanting this **** out in post-nuclear industrial hall, the same motto is actually interpreted in the dead sea scrolls boy