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    Quote Originally Posted by Corksniffer View Post
    Mafia.... kidnap... breaking out of Chinese prisons... hiding weapons with beards and qi-qong.. etc...
    To OP,

    These corks that you've been sniffing. They weren't taken from bottles of glue were they?

    :RetardDog:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corksniffer View Post
    (for a large number of people disappear every year, for what? They do not evaporate into the air ...) are you trying to take down doubleleg but so kammoksuttavissa circumstances, you should transform into something like a chameleon nuclear pollution impregnated with a rat is ready to selvitymään every situation, no rules, no judges, no sense, no points, not even a loser or a winner ONLY and ONLY SURVIVOR.

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    One night I turned into a liquor store...does this count?

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    Totally legit. This guy found me and taught me the secrets. Obviously you are not worthy if you haven't been approached yet. Amateurs.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    Totally legit. This guy found me and taught me the secrets. Obviously you are not worthy if you haven't been approached yet. Amateurs.
    Whether you like it or not..don't forget.
    He also found me, flew all the way to israel he did. And though i activly objected he forced it on me. I felt raped but enlightened, I plan to use my new found skills to single-handedly stop Iran's nuclear program, and free the gays there. By the way, he wasn't joking about fooling metal detectors with controlling your breathing, i have one at work, and i totally fooled it today carrying a 10 inch metal rod up my poop shoot (i just wish i had better springs under my bike seat, i was totally flushed and distracted when i came).

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    Ok so it just has to be a lame attempt at a troll, there is no way he could be that fucking retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Ok so it just has to be a lame attempt at a troll, there is no way he could be that fucking retarded.
    OMG phew thanks. We would have never figured that out without your post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Ok so it just has to be a lame attempt at a troll, there is no way he could be that fucking retarded.
    He is not a troll, he is actually a known MA with vast experience in self protection and security.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    OMG phew thanks. We would have never figured that out without your post.
    Dang, accidental downvote.

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    Our motto is "if a double leg take down works - do not stop it from acting but not always willing to change it to read as follows flow; tip of a shoe kick to the liver and otosho-gari to the concrete while you move while on the move in a circle, taking the opponent's enrgy and guide her face in the fist ten strokes - resulting in bloody mess and no referee stoppages...
    Really?!? THAT'S your motto?!?! You guys say that all the time?!? And there are more than one of you?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Really?!? THAT'S your motto?!?! You guys say that all the time?!? And there are more than one of you?!?
    Can't wait to see this on t-shirts and bumper stickers.

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