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  1. ermghoti is offline
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    Or that.

    Or this:

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Wtf?? Did he just use the piss myself defense tactic?? Everyone knows **** works better.
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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Convince people you're batshit crazy. How many bad guys pick the crazy ************ to rob? You already dress like a fucking mental patient, so you're halfway there. Maybe talk to yourself. No, not talk. Argue. Argue with yourself. And drool. You'll be good to go.

    I saw Crispin Glover doing this in Penn Station. It kept me from going up to him and asking for an autograph and picture.
    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    BJJ JOE: I'm going to make hate to you. Right here, right now.
    ... Ohhhhhhhh, I'm going to make hate to you so hard that your kinfolk back in Africa will feel it.l
    Quote Originally Posted by Archer
    Karate is the Dane Cook of martial arts
  4. ermghoti is offline
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    The key is to cover your valuables in the excreta. It's way more difficult to convincingly "accidentally" kick a poop down your pantleg, then fumble your wallet into it and smear it around. It's also dicey to load up a deuce and walk around in condition zero. Devil's in the details.
    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    There's not enough words to describe my existence.

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    You know I didn't know Wicked made this, but if you don't want to go the laser route, you could try a Torch Flashlight. Retails for $180.

    This particular flashlight (the world's brightest) is a 4100 lumen monstrosity. A 3-D cell Maglite is, for comparison, a mere 131 lumens.

    I think the self defense potential is obvious, if this flashlight were used on an assailant, especially at night.



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    If we're gonna discuss self defense gimmick weapons, Id suggest a stun cane over pretty much anything that's not OC spray.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    I was considering carrying a wad of Monopoly money with the words "**** YOU" scrawled on it.
    I have one of those in case I need to leave a tip in a restaurant.


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignorami View Post
    I have one of those in case I need to leave a tip in a restaurant.
    Aikido. No can gratuity.
    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    He must have been typing the right-hand side of his posts with the hurt hand.


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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