Thread: Getting Less Mugged
9/04/2012 9:25pm, #21
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- Jul 2004
- Oakland, CA
You could Pimp around town with the Tops Knives Hawkin Stick.
Associate Editor of Blade Magazine Brendan O'Brien, recently wrote: Sept 08
"The Hoffman Hawkin' Stick from TOPS is another modern take on the classic tomahawk design. Modeled after the European (FOKOS), a 13th century design walking stick, the Hawkin' Stick evolved after designer Terrill Hoffman spent a few years using a custom FOKOS. The Hawkin' Stick serves as a comfortable walking stick, camp tool and combat piece." ...Also, plenty of room for extra goodies in the bottom of the handle, like fire starter, blade, hooks, saw, a few dollars... safe and secure and out of sight... and your able to pull it out, when the moment is right.
Summary: this is a very handy little walking stick, equally at home in the woods or the street, looks inoffensive, but watch out!
9/04/2012 9:58pm, #22
To help preventing yourself getting mugged, you need to start mugging motherfuckers. Allow me to expand:
The motherfucking facial expression you have should make motherfuckers think that somebody pissed in your coffee this morning and then slapped your mama, and you been trying to **** a ************ up all day. A facial expression like you wish a ************ would try something so you dig out 2 feet of asphalt with his skull and ****. Like you one straw away from slapping a ************ with 3 yards of barbed wire. Mean mug every goddamn thing around. Mean mug like a ************.
Because when you mean mug, you get less mugged, nah mean?Originally Posted by Goju - joe
9/05/2012 1:36am, #23
9/05/2012 1:58am, #24
When someone points a gun at you and demands your money, try to get the barrel of the gun in your mouth.
The mugger will move the gun away to prevent it. It's basic human nature.
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9/05/2012 6:15am, #25
9/05/2012 7:45am, #26
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- Mar 2006
I also like the mean mug idea. Study Mark Wahlberg. He's the Michael Jordan of mean mugging. He mean mugs when there's no reason to mean mug. He mean mugs when he's eating breakfast with his wife. He mean mugs when he wins the lottery. He mean mugs little children at the park.
9/05/2012 8:16am, #27
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- May 2011
Dye your hair blond, they will think rape and by the time they realize their error, you can pick up your pants and run away unmugged!
If you decide not to impersonate a tall big nosed blondie than when you see suspicious looking people, reach into the small of your back and keep your hand there, it will seem like your are holding a gun just in case. A serious point: in your fake wallet you need to have enough money for a couple of "hits", usually those robbers are junkies, and they need to see their next hit in your wallet otherwise they get angry. I guess holding a hundred in it will be enough, they don't bother with cards because people block them too quick and they risk too much. Put some crap in it, the money in small bills so it looks more, and they will leave you be. Also don't wear a flashy watch, cell phone and other desirable stuff, luckily for you most people won't value the stuff you wear and will think you are a broke ass hippie.
9/05/2012 11:07am, #28
9/05/2012 9:06pm, #29
Keep a throwdown wallet, and act like an utter bitch if you get robbed. Gape, stammer, look like you're about to cry if you have the acting chops. Dig out the throwdown quickly, hurl it at them, and run away screaming for help. Crooks get to decide whether to go after wallet, or screaming crazy person. Easy choice.
If that offends your sense of manly manliness, keep bill-sized printouts of goatse, lemon party and tubgirl in the wallet instead of money.
9/06/2012 12:44am, #30