Getting Less Mugged

**simonifrius** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 4:59pm

Don't announce on the internet that you commonly carry two thousand dollars in cash on your person.

**thrutch** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 5:13pm

Buy a long, firm, fleshy tube. Put all your cash inside it. Lubricate well and insert slowly, but firmly, into your rectum.

Good times.

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 5:15pm

Remember, the correct answer to "you got a dollar?' is "sorry, I only carry fifties."

**Permalost** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 6:24pm

Make some friends.

**Ming Loyalist** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 8:09pm

Originally Posted by ChenPengFi

Carry dummy wallets containing a few bucks and fake cards etc to give up.
Keep all your cash in separate stash places; belts, pouches and hidden pockets should be a piece of cake for you.

the fake wallet thing is really important. you want to put some cash, and expired cards in it (sand the numbers down if you think that's important after they are expired, probably sand your name off of it just in case.) maybe a fake ID (something that looks like ID, but without your personal info on it.) the key is that it has to look like it could be your wallet, then you have something to hand over if a gun gets jammed in your face.

one of my old training brothers was a bartender and had to go home late at night with a bunch of cash, so he always did this, and advised me to as well.

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 8:19pm

Cash stash.

Taxi cab.

Rottweiler or rabid chihuahua.

Seriously, cash stash as mentioned many times above is important. I did this in China whenever away from the hotel.

**RurikGreenwulf** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 8:37pm

WALK LIKE A THUG!
or do some form of gnome dancing and bouncing while you walk

The important has already been said
Taxi, fake wallet and talk to your self
Also consider buying a gps I will help you a lot in unkown lands

**itwasntme** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 8:52pm

Originally Posted by simonifrius

Don't announce on the internet that you commonly carry two thousand dollars in cash on your person.

Don't listen to this bullshit. On a side note, next time you're in my city let's have a throwdown. Just us two, no cameras (I'm shy), and my Glock. Don't bring any of your weapons though, gotta make sure you don't pull some jenky ****.

But seriously, you're a fucking fashion designer and you haven't thought about sewing pockets inside your clothes where people wouldn't notice them? I used to do that **** when I was like 12 with pants patches and an iron.

Also, if you're doing that well off just rent a car for the day.

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 9:07pm

Originally Posted by itwasntme

Also, if you're doing that well off just rent a car for the day.

Err, profit margin?

**itwasntme** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 9:23pm

Originally Posted by hungryjoe

Err, profit margin?

I guess it could eat at that depending on the city. Around here renting a car for a day isn't too pricey usually. If you're like me it's bad enough driving let alone having to sit in a sweat stained seat of a cab while someone drives you around. That suggestion was more for personal comfort.