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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    That sounds like hipster porn.
    Yeah, you've probably never heard of it...

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Yeah, you've probably never heard of it...
    Well only because they were playing the saxophone ironically.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Pro MMA fighter who's from the Bujinkan? That's like saying Lance Armstrong's an idiot for not riding a velocipede like you do.
    Looks more like a unicycle with training-wheels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    Well only because they were playing the saxophone ironically.
    Is that a new fingering-method?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    AW WTF!?!?!?!

    What the hell is wrong with Japan?

    "This squid bowl is pretty good, but you know what would make it better? HORRIFIC REANIMATION!!!!! Squid bowl, not disturbing enough! More mutilation and cruelty!"

    Man, this is even worse that their mutant Santa with the absorbed twin face on the back of his head...
    It had to be the nukes...



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    Quote Originally Posted by ashkelon View Post


    1814, them motherfuckers are just weird.
    I am really shocked.
    I always thought Squidward was gay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    What?! Good lord, such a thing exists?
    It's nothing to write home about. Basically the girl grinds on a bunch of thinly disguised pool noodles that someone off screen is handling and tries to sound distressed. But with the way most Japanese porn actresses put on this little girl with a cold voice thing, the distress sounds mostly respiratory. Then they douse her with watered down jello.


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    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

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    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Just waiting for the paperboy. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    It's nothing to write home about. Basically the girl grinds on a bunch of thinly disguised pool noodles that someone off screen is handling and tries to sound distressed. But with the way most Japanese porn actresses put on this little girl with a cold voice thing, the distress sounds mostly respiratory. Then they douse her with watered down jello.
    You miss your summerjob, dont you?
    ;-)

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    I'm surprised no one has made the connection between the OP, tentacle porn and the Ninja Death Squid yet. Like the Illuminati, the NDS are slithering just under the surface, out of sight and pulling all the strings. NDS 4 Eva!!!! Bwahahaha!
    Mushi mo atsui hodo
    Mushiatsui

    Originally Posted by chuey
    ...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but
    Three rights make a left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    It's nothing to write home about. Basically the girl grinds on a bunch of thinly disguised pool noodles that someone off screen is handling and tries to sound distressed. But with the way most Japanese porn actresses put on this little girl with a cold voice thing, the distress sounds mostly respiratory. Then they douse her with watered down jello.
    What he said.

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