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***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 9/05/2012 10:19am

Originally Posted by jnp

What?! Good lord, such a thing exists?

Yes, complete with tentacles that actually spurt.

**Gezere** · Posted On: 9/05/2012 10:21am

Originally Posted by jnp

What?! Good lord, such a thing exists?

I'm still recovering from taking the advice of a video store clerk in 1995. He suggested that Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend, would be a good anime film for two couples to watch. Let me tell you, I did not win any points with the ladies that day.

None of us had ever heard of tentacle porn. I'm still trying to forget what I saw 15 years later.

Live action tentacle porn does indeed exist both with fake (Live action LA Blue Girl) and real tentacles (Octopus up the snatch). So I've heard.

**BJMills** · Posted On: 9/05/2012 1:31pm

When I was in college a beastiality video was floating around, including- if I recall correctly- a scene involving a woman and two eels. I did not see this video, though I really wanted to. But everyone who did see the video said they wish they hadn't.

**LesbianSeagal** · Posted On: 9/05/2012 5:12pm

Originally Posted by BJMills

When I was in college a beastiality video was floating around, including- if I recall correctly- a scene involving a woman and two eels. I did not see this video, though I really wanted to. But everyone who did see the video said they wish they hadn't.

Same with 2 girls 1 cup.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 9/05/2012 5:36pm

Originally Posted by ashkelon

the possibilities are endless.

AW WTF!?!?!?!

What the hell is wrong with Japan?

"This squid bowl is pretty good, but you know what would make it better? HORRIFIC REANIMATION!!!!! Squid bowl, not disturbing enough! More mutilation and cruelty!"

Man, this is even worse that their mutant Santa with the absorbed twin face on the back of his head...

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 9/05/2012 5:38pm

The squid is in fact dead. It's just the skin reacting to the salty soja sauce.

**thrutch** · Posted On: 9/05/2012 5:50pm

Originally Posted by BJMills

When I was in college a beastiality video was floating around, including- if I recall correctly- a scene involving a woman and two eels. I did not see this video, though I really wanted to. But everyone who did see the video said they wish they hadn't.

It was actually a scene involving two women and eels.

Eel Soup.

Still on google. You probably won't thank me for it.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 9/05/2012 6:06pm

Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit

The squid is in fact dead. It's just the skin reacting to the salty soja sauce.

That makes it less cruel but no less creepy.

"Can I get a side of heeby jeebies with that?"

**BJMills** · Posted On: 9/05/2012 6:40pm

Originally Posted by thrutch

It was actually a scene involving two women and eels.

Eel Soup.

Still on google. You probably won't thank me for it.

Think I'm going to not google that. Same with two girls one cup, know what it is but haven't seen it. When I was a kid I couldn't imagine anything I'd want to unsee. As an adult I have enough cringe worthy memories that I'm going to go ahead and not consciously add to them.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 9/06/2012 7:33am

Originally Posted by BJMills

When I was in college a beastiality video was floating around, including- if I recall correctly- a scene involving a woman and two eels. I did not see this video, though I really wanted to. But everyone who did see the video said they wish they hadn't.

A buddy of mine is a computer forensics examiner. The downside of his job is that he is usually forced to rip & watch kiddy porn off of pedophile's hard drives. In other cases, it's more tame, adult porn.

They usually watch the videos at high speed.

The funniest thing he says he ever saw involved a woman, a donkey, & a guy wearing a cowboy hat...and nothing else...all at 10x speed.