BJJ Trash, MMA Gang Bangers and Teh Real Booj

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 11:06am

Originally Posted by hpr

You do know there already exists a porn MMA.. thingy. Guys duke it out, winner gets to **** the hottie, the loser the nottie.

Sucks being the nottie..... My ass is sore.

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 11:16am

I am not an expert in MMA so I do not know the intricacies of their outlook, but from the outside it appears to most traditional martial artists that the MMA/UFC crowd has more of a bad attitude than a mental edge. The tough guy ‘bad boy’ F.U. attitude might be fine in prison, but it is no way to live in society. The competitions only serve to build the egos of these guys, and although there are certainly exceptions, the MMA guys mostly come off as little more than street-level gang-bangers who have organized themselves into fighting clubs. I see no evidence of their mental edge.

Besides, what would guys from prison know about real life and death fighting?

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Oh and the guy in my second post is a professional MMAer according to his profile.

Should be easy enough to verify his fight record then... oh, wait. ***EDIT---Fair enough, he posted a vid with his name on it.***

**Gigatron** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 11:48am

Originally Posted by ermghoti

Besides, what would guys from prison know about real life and death fighting?

Should be easy enough to verify his fight record then... oh, wait. ***EDIT---Fair enough, he posted a vid with his name on it.***

Uh.. I do fight professionally, but it's ok. I know how many people probably say that around here.

**baby_cart** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 12:03pm

The first post of IIF is from the BJK kocho dojo. and who the **** is wairuda shidoshi? no instructor bio, and NO FULL NAME, ffs ! the only terms google gets is that and shidoshi wairuda, and the other site which lists him is dickie VD's ninjutsu.com

Originally Posted by The Question

MMA Gangbangers? Awesome. That sounds like the title of an awesome motherfucking movie, I wonder if that ************ from Never Back Down is free (of course he is).

Also great possiblities for spinoffs:

Kids - The Bang Bang MMA Gang Hour. Guest appearance by Big Bird.

Porn - MMA Gangbangs XXX
MMA Gangbangs 2: From Jits to Tits
MMA Gangbangs 3: Open Double Legs

Fucking Awesome.

MMA Gangbangs 4: The Full Mountie
MMA Gangbangs 5: No Rubber Guards
MMA Gangbangs 6: All Things Thai...

**Gigatron** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 12:04pm

Originally Posted by baby_cart

The first post of IIF is from the BJK kocho dojo. and who the **** is wairuda shidoshi? no instructor bio, and NO FULL NAME, ffs ! the only terms google gets is that and shidoshi wairuda, and the other site which lists him is dickie VD's ninjutsu.com

MMA Gangbangs 4: The Full Mountie
MMA Gangbangs 5: No Rubber Guards
MMA Gangbangs 6: All Things Thai...

Dickie VD, I just spit Coke Zero.

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 12:15pm

Originally Posted by Gigatron

Uh.. I do fight professionally, but it's ok. I know how many people probably say that around here.

I was trying to acknowledge that in my edit. I didn't realize the quoted thread was here until after I had already posted.

**Gigatron** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 1:25pm

It's cool.

MA Huh? I am from RI originally, I moved to the Chi because MMA was illegal on the East Coast in some places, How messed up is that? Silly boxing commissions said elbows were inhumane because they maimed and I wasn't in the mood to wait while politicians debated on how to hit someone in the face.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 2:02pm

More random Ninja Fun:
http://www.mmaforum.com/standup-tech...jutsu-mma.html

Its not really an art that's transferable to MMA without serious alterations IMO.

From what I know of the art, its a no rules kill a man and do what you gotta do kind of thing. And its not so much just a martial art as a full on survival system. Its everything from acrobatics to muscular conditioning, climbing, weapons' training, AND martial arts. But from what I've seen from the art it looks like Karate, Kung Fu and Aikido had an assassination baby with a spider monkey.

A perfect option for life, after first being introduced to it I went and checked out some videos and really want to learn it in all its forms, but as an MMA art...not a great choice.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 2:18pm

Originally Posted by Israfel

What I find especially amusing about all this is that this dude clearly never read up on the history of early UFC and how it was basically designed to be a billboard for Gracie BJJ and Royce beating the **** out of much bigger "meatheads"

TMAers are never meatheads they are philosophers. You must be a MMA meathead.

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 2:27pm

Originally Posted by Gigatron

Uh.. I do fight professionally, but it's ok. I know how many people probably say that around here.

No, around here they prove it, typically with audiovisual material.

If you do fight professionally, you should prove it or else don't cry when you receive the ridicule you deserve.