BJJ Trash, MMA Gang Bangers and Teh Real Booj

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 7:47am

Oh and the guy in my second post is a professional MMAer according to his profile.

**Hexe** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 9:51am

Originally Posted by cualltaigh

But really I was just re-reading the comment to find out how to become an MMA gang-banger. I've never been a gang-banger before, turns out all I had to do was train MMA! I just knew, deep down, that I was gangsta. Now it's official!

Listen, Homes. You're going to need a dropped sled for real street cred. I can help you there, nice little runner - only used for drive-bys on Sundays.

**Rudenoodle** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 10:02am

As BJJ trash I take offense.

**Israfel** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 10:23am

Originally Posted by Rudenoodle

As BJJ trash I take offense.

no one cares what random bjj trash like you thinks

HEH

**RhinoUP** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 10:25am

Bjj trash. In my case its a gang of stockbrokers choking out our secretaries. We are tuff.

**Israfel** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 10:29am

What I find especially amusing about all this is that this dude clearly never read up on the history of early UFC and how it was basically designed to be a billboard for Gracie BJJ and Royce beating the **** out of much bigger "meatheads"

**RhinoUP** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 10:30am

Originally Posted by dflanmod

I blame moden society. Industry and technology have combined to create a world of relative luxory, a world wherein we can suffer fools. From an early age we foster weakness and assign value to any pittance of effort put forth. "Oh johnny, here's your participation ribbon, everybody is a winner for trying, we don't keep score".

:(

This drives me absolutely fucking crazy.

**The Question** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 10:49am

MMA Gangbangers? Awesome. That sounds like the title of an awesome motherfucking movie, I wonder if that ************ from Never Back Down is free (of course he is).

Also great possiblities for spinoffs:

Kids - The Bang Bang MMA Gang Hour. Guest appearance by Big Bird.

Porn - MMA Gangbangs XXX
MMA Gangbangs 2: From Jits to Tits
MMA Gangbangs 3: Open Double Legs

Fucking Awesome.

**hpr** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 10:51am

Originally Posted by The Question

MMA Gangbangers? Awesome. That sounds like the title of an awesome motherfucking movie, I wonder if that ************ from Never Back Down is free (of course he is).

Also great possiblities for spinoffs:

Kids - The Bang Bang MMA Gang Hour. Guest appearance by Big Bird.

Porn - MMA Gangbangs XXX
MMA Gangbangs 2: From Jits to Tits
MMA Gangbangs 3: Open Double Legs

Fucking Awesome.

You do know there already exists a porn MMA.. thingy. Guys duke it out, winner gets to **** the hottie, the loser the nottie.

**The Question** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 11:03am

Originally Posted by hpr

You do know there already exists a porn MMA.. thingy. Guys duke it out, winner gets to **** the hottie, the loser the nottie.

L.O. motherfucking L. Clearly you don't know who the **** I'm is. It's called Battle Bang. Started last year, they only got like 2 DVD sets released. I've seen both of them. I always wondered if they cleaned the cage out between the "fights" and the fucking.

Also, there have been numerous BJJ/MMA based scene released by Brazzers. Couple notable ones with Jenna Haze and one with Belladonna. Jenna did an Uchi-mata straight into fellatio.