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    Speaking of "Batista," now Dave Bautista, and somewhat less bulky and sculpted than during his WWE days, here he goes up against 22-22 300 lb Vince Lucero in his MMA debut.



    But as for the idea that all MMA guys are bulked up, huh? How about Anderson Silva, the Diaz brothers, B. J. Penn, I don't need to tell you guys. Anyone who has watched MMA seriously can list off dozens of top guys at middleweight and welterweight (let alone lower weight classes and women fighters), and even light heavy who aren't bulked up, as well as heavyweights who haven't been heavily muscled in proportion to their overall size, some of whom have done quite well (think Tim Sylvia).

    Besides which, while a gym membership can be a big help for strength training, people were strength training for a hell of a long time before there were gym memberships. You *can* spend a lot on strength training, but you can do it in your own home on a budget, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dflanmod View Post
    It's from all the radiation exposure over the last 3/4 of a century.
    I find this hard to masturbate to.
    Last edited by SmH; 1/27/2013 4:08pm at . Reason: I obviously don't know hot to get the picture into the quote, which kills my amazing joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dflanmod View Post
    I blame moden society. Industry and technology have combined to create a world of relative luxory, a world wherein we can suffer fools. From an early age we foster weakness and assign value to any pittance of effort put forth. "Oh johnny, here's your participation ribbon, everybody is a winner for trying, we don't keep score".

    Then they enter the real world where skill matters and they are faced with the choice of admitting that they have no skills or creating a fantasy world for themselves where they are the deadly masters and EVERYBODY ELSE is the weak poser.

    And would'nt you know some muscle head asshole has to ruin their lives by putting out an open challenge to prove that their **** works! What the **** is that? Don't shine a light in to my dimly lit corner of larpist dellusions. **** me, I'm trying to pretend that I can dissapear, assasinate people, have sex with girls and kill with my chi blast.

    Now I have to create a secondary tier of larpist fantasy to justify why I don't need to be able to "do UFC" cause they suck! **** me in the goat ass, this is becoming a lot like work. Dear god bring back the eighties, when my **** didn't stink.

    Dear god please make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away. To my fantasy land where the Michael Dudakof poster hanging above my bed was cool. Where pudgy women with bad teeth think I'm so awesome that they let me feel their back boobs through their sweaters.

    Oh for the good old days of jerking off to Black belt magazine and the Lingerie section of the JC Pennys catalog.

    **** the UFC, the track team, skinny people, 24 hr fitness and republicans. I'm a fucking ninja and by the chi power generated by my bitch titties I would kill you all if it wasn't for my moral code that keeps the deadly ninja assasin from hurting innocent defensless people unless somebody pays them too but I haven't had a contract in a while so I guess you're okay for now. :(
    Society has become lot competitive in last few years. I complete agree with your thoughts. Modern thoughts are taking world back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyAlexande View Post
    Society has become lot competitive in last few years. I complete agree with your thoughts. Modern thoughts are taking world back.
    Oh boy, sarcasm never translates well if you speak a foreign language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmH View Post
    I find this hard to masturbate to.
    You're from Bavaria.

    You should be able to masturbate to anything.

    Quote Originally Posted by SmH View Post
    I find this hard to masturbate to.
    You're from Bavaria.

    You should be able to masturbate to anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyAlexande View Post
    Society has become lot competitive in last few years. I complete agree with your thoughts. Modern thoughts are taking world back.
    BillyAlexande is like a flamingo when the broomstick is unlubricated.

    Quote Originally Posted by BillyAlexande View Post
    Society has become lot competitive in last few years. I complete agree with your thoughts. Modern thoughts are taking world back.
    BillyAlexande is like a flamingo when the broomstick is unlubricated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    BillyAlexande is like a flamingo when the broomstick is unlubricated.



    BillyAlexande is like a flamingo when the broomstick is unlubricated.
    What's with your composite-double posts?


    What's with your composite-double posts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    What's with your composite-double posts?


    What's with your composite-double posts?
    I think he decided that telling people to shut the **** up one time was insufficient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    I think he decided that telling people to shut the **** up one time was insufficient.
    ****.

    Is there any fucking way to fucking shut the fucking ****-up the **** up?

    That's just fucking fucked.

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