Ronda Rousey vs Kim Kardashian

***jnp*** · Posted On: 9/02/2012 9:08am

[ridiculous hypothetical]Good lord, talk about an unfair match up. Kardashian's best bet would be to try to land on that ass of hers to cushion the blow when Ronda throws her through the floor.[\ridiculous hypothetical]

**RandomTriangle** · Posted On: 9/02/2012 9:14am

Idk... If Kim could learn to jump guard...

I mean her ***** is so large she could swallow Ronda whole!

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 9/02/2012 11:21am

Originally Posted by RandomTriangle

Idk... If Kim could learn to jump guard...

I mean her ***** is so large she could swallow Ronda whole!

Good point. Even disregarding labial smothering, if she could hold guard for 10-15 seconds, Rousey would likely be reduced to a powdery debris by a perfect storm of venereal diseases.

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 9/02/2012 5:49pm

Originally Posted by The Question

(because yes, they have that **** now, and I like variety)

They've actually always had it.

**Charles Brown** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 1:06pm

Say what you will, but I'd still rather get a BJ from Kim.

**marcwagz** · Posted On: 9/03/2012 7:54pm

i really dont think rousey is attractive, she is a good grappler, other than that, don't get her hype

**WoodyCorpus** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 1:08am

Well, isn't that besides the point? She should revered for her skills on the mat and in the cage, rather than the fact that she had a pretty good BJ vid. That would be a positive role model as aopposed to say Paris Hilton, Kardashian and all their empty headed clones.

**Robdogg** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 2:26am

Originally Posted by marcwagz

i really dont think rousey is attractive, she is a good grappler, other than that, don't get her hype

I actually think she's fairly attractive when she has her hair down, but rather less so in the ring (which I think is probably pretty common to varying degrees amongst women who fight). The hype is because she is good at fighting and keeps finishing people the same way and in the same round.

**The Question** · Posted On: 9/04/2012 8:55am

Originally Posted by marcwagz

i really dont think rousey is attractive, she is a good grappler, other than that, don't get her hype

How fucking could they? Appreciating a woman for her skills as opposed to her appearance?Fucking ridiculous. They need to take that **** back to the 21st century and leave us in the 1800s alone.

****, I had my brain hacked by Feminist pirates. Going to get my balls back.