Ronda Rousey vs Kim Kardashian

**The Question** · Posted On: 9/01/2012 11:31pm

I don't usually follow the outside the ring life of fighters and whatever, because that **** is mostly boring. But while I was cruising youtube looking for softcore porn (because yes, they have that **** now, and I like variety) and I encountered this:

So Ronda Rousey is getting interviewed by some ************ or whatever and she says she would **** Kim Kardashian up, because she's not famous for anything worthwhile and she "got her fame from sucking dick". This part is very short and starts at 0:40, and lasts about 20 seconds... the rest is typical boring ****.

But yeah, words as tight as her armbars.

Motherfucking awesome.

**Devil** · Posted On: 9/02/2012 12:02am

She'll have her own video within five years.

**The Question** · Posted On: 9/02/2012 12:06am

Originally Posted by Devil

She'll have her own video within five years.

**** yeah she will. And this prompts me to say: I'll be the one in that vid with her.
My dick will join Ray J's in the list of dicks that made bitches famous. Right up there with that dick Paris Hilton was sucking in her vid, Moby Dick and Dick Van Dyke.

**Devil** · Posted On: 9/02/2012 12:08am

You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a pound of pot.

**The Question** · Posted On: 9/02/2012 12:13am

Originally Posted by Devil

You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a pound of pot.

Perhaps you're right. You think I need something stronger? A half brick of 'caine maybe? Couple acid tabs perchance?

And while I couldn't get laid in women's prison with a pound of pot, I have pounded a pot while laid in a women's prison... it was a musical performance (have to keep those wild motherfuckers entertained), we didn't have cymbals so we banged pot covers together. You know how the Third World likes to improvise and ****.

**Devil** · Posted On: 9/02/2012 12:26am

Originally Posted by The Question

Perhaps you're right. You think I need something stronger? A half brick of 'caine maybe? Couple acid tabs perchance?

May I suggest chloroform?

**RurikGreenwulf** · Posted On: 9/02/2012 12:28am

Totally agree with Ronda
I really hope that Ronda's popularity will inspire more women to take martial arts
In my country there has been a large influx of female boxers and practicioners of Muay Thai and MMA because of a famous female boxer