Epic Ninjutsu Douchebaggery

[RhinoUP]

I am completely flabbergasted that people buy into this garbage. The youtube commenters need a hard smack in the face.

[ChenPengFi]

Fight Science also aired an MMA special which served to give MMA noob-nerds boners as well. Apparently, "MMA style" kicks are more powerful than Muay Thai kicks:

Yeeeah! Of course! Bas has teh real kicks, not like that ghey Mauy Tai!!1!1

[JingMerchant!]

How about this one...?

[Mr. Machette]

Glen has tackled the comedic stage, as well.

http://www.usadojo.com/biographies/glen-levy.htm

[ermghoti]

Paralyzed?

From the neck up.

[Sorekara]

My pinky, ring, and middle finger are registered leathal weapons. If I can follow Kimura and use all 5, then my whole hand can be registered! Then I'll be a legitmate bad ass!

[ermghoti]

My ring finger, middle finger and thumb are registered sex offenders. The less said about the whole fist, the better.

[Vieux Normand]

My ring finger, middle finger and thumb are registered sex offenders. The less said about the whole fist, the better.

So...what you're claiming is that your fisting leaves people speechless?

Vid or GTFO.

[Robdogg]

So...what you're claiming is that your fisting leaves people speechless?

Vid or GTFO.

I think it was less of a boast and more of a threat.

[Vieux Normand]

I think it was less of a boast and more of a threat.

When erm talks "fisting", it's neither boast nor threat--more of a request.