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    I am completely flabbergasted that people buy into this garbage. The youtube commenters need a hard smack in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post

    Fight Science also aired an MMA special which served to give MMA noob-nerds boners as well. Apparently, "MMA style" kicks are more powerful than Muay Thai kicks:


    Yeeeah! Of course! Bas has teh real kicks, not like that ghey Mauy Tai!!1!1

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    How about this one...?
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

    "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

    "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

    "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

    "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

    "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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    Glen has tackled the comedic stage, as well.
    http://www.usadojo.com/biographies/glen-levy.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    Paralyzed?
    From the neck up.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    My pinky, ring, and middle finger are registered leathal weapons. If I can follow Kimura and use all 5, then my whole hand can be registered! Then I'll be a legitmate bad ass!

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    My ring finger, middle finger and thumb are registered sex offenders. The less said about the whole fist, the better.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    My ring finger, middle finger and thumb are registered sex offenders. The less said about the whole fist, the better.
    So...what you're claiming is that your fisting leaves people speechless?

    Vid or GTFO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    So...what you're claiming is that your fisting leaves people speechless?

    Vid or GTFO.
    I think it was less of a boast and more of a threat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robdogg View Post
    I think it was less of a boast and more of a threat.
    When erm talks "fisting", it's neither boast nor threat--more of a request.

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