8/29/2012 7:48am, #21
SamboSteve is so old he started SAMBO back when it was called "Judo".
Steve K is the reason for the siberian tiger being on the endangered species list.
Steve once had a fist fight with a mid-level KGB agent that resulted in the collapse of the Soviet Union; said agent now runs Russia, Steve runs SAMBO.
8/29/2012 7:51am, #22
Steve once punched a Russian guy, named after a certain brimmed hat popular in the 1940's, so hard his descendents had to drop the "a" from their surname.
8/29/2012 10:49am, #23
Steve is only being modest because he's being blackmailed with pictures of him practicing systema.
8/29/2012 12:40pm, #24
With SAMBOSteve, birthday celebrates YOU!!I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!
8/29/2012 6:47pm, #25
8/29/2012 8:56pm, #26
8/29/2012 9:15pm, #27
Steve is so old he had to wait for the Earth's mantle to cool before he could practice ukemi.
8/30/2012 10:37am, #28
Steve has a Support Our Troops patch on his gi. Its from the Huns.
Omega calls his system a Chinese martial art because its easier than explaining that he's trained in a Pangaean style.
8/30/2012 10:43am, #29
9/07/2012 9:26am, #30
When Omega decided he wanted to start training some Sambo it was because of the rich Santa Barbara Sambo tradition dating back to 1957:
But first, he needed to get his Sambo Black Belt, a very difficult process indeed: www.samboblackbelt.com
Now, as per Santa Barbara historic Sambo tradition, Omega offers a diverse and appealing menu including:
Minced Ham & Cheese scrambled with 2 eggs
*can also be special ordered for women and as a breakfast special!
The House Special:
Can't decide which way to go with all these choices?
Don't worry, Vahalla opens at 8:30am and serves all day! Come and get it!
Bring in this coupon and try some Free Grappling!
Last edited by sambosteve; 9/07/2012 9:38am at .One of the best Bullshido investigations ever written: http://www.bullshido.org/David_Kujawski_Investigation
"disgruntled ex student who couldn't hack training with Dave and his material and opted out (could be called pussied out) of training to go to Sambo" - Mor Sao