8/28/2012 12:40pm, #1
Annual Birthday Roast. Let us pay condolences to SAMBOsteve.
Happy birthday bitch.
Steve took up SAMBO because he wanted to learn how to dance.
When he found out it was actually martial arts he wanted to quit.
Then he realized he was allowed to hug other men and not get judged.
8/28/2012 1:28pm, #2
Umm, you do realize that all that can be said about you as well.
8/28/2012 1:58pm, #3
8/28/2012 1:59pm, #4
8/28/2012 2:19pm, #5
Steve lives too close to me for me to roast him.
Happy birthday dude. Many more to come!I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!
8/28/2012 2:26pm, #6
Ooh, this could be fun, lemme try:
Happy birthday Steve. You're the most offensive person in sambo since Helen Bannerman.
8/28/2012 2:46pm, #7
Well, lemme play now.
Steve only got into SAMBO because he wanted to wear the fashionable boy shorts.I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!
8/28/2012 3:31pm, #8
- Join Date
- Jun 2012
His school is only a few blocks away from my office. I like being able to walk so I'll politely decline to comment:)
8/28/2012 3:58pm, #9
The best thing I ever heard about Steve (and I have video to prove it ;) :
"Steve is just a Scott Sonnon wannabe."
8/28/2012 3:58pm, #10
All hail Sambo Steve!