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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo Sigma View Post
    And holy crap, I actually burst out laughing at the black guy in the hat. The only people who wear those here are rice farmers and other jobs that require them to be out in the middle of the day, and the worst of the sun. Keep on keeping on, asiaphiles.
    If only someone could've told him he was wearing the Asian equivalent of an Aunt Jemima...
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    Motherfucking wow. That **** was embarrassing for everyone involved. I feel embarrassed just watching that ****.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Sorry, I do. I met a few and they have the records to prove it.
    Oh...don't get me wrong...I've met a few who leave no question as to their skill level. But they are the minority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Sorry, I do. I met a few and they have the records to prove it.


    ?
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    Motherfucking wow. That **** was embarrassing for everyone involved. I feel embarrassed just watching that ****.
    Well said; aside from the headlock, those guys don't have anything to not be embarrassed about.


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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    Well said; aside from the headlock, those guys don't have anything to not be embarrassed about.
    Shiiiiiiiittttt I learned a headlock decades before I took kung fu. If that's your go to technique, after earning the title "SIFU," be embarrassed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Shiiiiiiiittttt I learned a headlock decades before I took kung fu. If that's your go to technique, after earning the title "SIFU," be embarrassed.
    I seriously doubt that either of those guys "earned" any title. To clarify, I was referring to the headlock as it seems to be the only technique that Ben Hill knows or chooses to use. That video wasted about five minutes of my life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    I seriously doubt that either of those guys "earned" any title.
    Yes, that's why the "SIFU" is in quotes it denotes sarcasm/irony.

    To clarify, I was referring to the headlock as it seems to be the only technique that Ben Hill knows or chooses to use. That video wasted about five minutes of my life.
    Is it that early where you live? I know exactly what you are referring to. Let me explain what you missed.

    You said they should be embarrassed "aside from the headlock." I am saying "no that's embarrassing as well." Headlocks are learned long before most kids begin kung fu. Two "sifus" using that technique, almost exclusively, is fucking embarrassing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Yes, that's why the "SIFU" is in quotes it denotes sarcasm.
    Duly noted.
    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Is it that early where you live? I know exactly what you are referring to. Let me explain what you missed.

    You said they should be embarrassed "aside from the headlock." I am saying "no that's embarrassing as well." Headlocks are learned long before most kids begin kung fu. Two "sifus" using that technique, almost exclusively, is fucking embarrassing.
    It wasn't that I missed it, I don't always effectively communicate my thoughts in writing. This isn't an excuse, it is just the way I write. I'll try not to let my keyboard outrun my brain this time.

    The entire video was embarrassing; the only thing I saw Ben Hill do was marathon headlock. If he were really a Sifu or even an advanced student of kung fu, I would expect to see more deflection and striking.


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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    If he were really a Sifu or even an advanced student of kung fu, I would expect to see more deflection and striking.
    Yes, and that's why the headlock is embarrassing as well. Kung fu involves sweeps, stand up grappling, throws (especially Bagua), punches and kicks. Bagua even has Headlock type techniques, which makes it sadder that he didn't choke the guy out.

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