Sifu Ben Hill....Gets Beat .....AGAIN

**Psycho Dad** · Posted On: 8/24/2012 10:10pm

Originally Posted by Neo Sigma

And holy crap, I actually burst out laughing at the black guy in the hat. The only people who wear those here are rice farmers and other jobs that require them to be out in the middle of the day, and the worst of the sun. Keep on keeping on, asiaphiles.

If only someone could've told him he was wearing the Asian equivalent of an Aunt Jemima...

**The Question** · Posted On: 8/24/2012 10:26pm

Motherfucking wow. That **** was embarrassing for everyone involved. I feel embarrassed just watching that ****.

**Southpaw** · Posted On: 8/25/2012 6:46am

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Sorry, I do. I met a few and they have the records to prove it.

Oh...don't get me wrong...I've met a few who leave no question as to their skill level. But they are the minority.

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 8/25/2012 8:24am

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Sorry, I do. I met a few and they have the records to prove it.

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**slamdunc** · Posted On: 8/25/2012 10:23am

Originally Posted by The Question

Motherfucking wow. That **** was embarrassing for everyone involved. I feel embarrassed just watching that ****.

Well said; aside from the headlock, those guys don't have anything to not be embarrassed about.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 8/25/2012 10:26am

Originally Posted by slamdunc

Well said; aside from the headlock, those guys don't have anything to not be embarrassed about.

Shiiiiiiiittttt I learned a headlock decades before I took kung fu. If that's your go to technique, after earning the title "SIFU," be embarrassed.

**slamdunc** · Posted On: 8/25/2012 10:44am

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Shiiiiiiiittttt I learned a headlock decades before I took kung fu. If that's your go to technique, after earning the title "SIFU," be embarrassed.

I seriously doubt that either of those guys "earned" any title. To clarify, I was referring to the headlock as it seems to be the only technique that Ben Hill knows or chooses to use. That video wasted about five minutes of my life.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 8/25/2012 10:56am

Originally Posted by slamdunc

I seriously doubt that either of those guys "earned" any title.

Yes, that's why the "SIFU" is in quotes it denotes sarcasm/irony.

To clarify, I was referring to the headlock as it seems to be the only technique that Ben Hill knows or chooses to use. That video wasted about five minutes of my life.

Is it that early where you live? I know exactly what you are referring to. Let me explain what you missed.

You said they should be embarrassed "aside from the headlock." I am saying "no that's embarrassing as well." Headlocks are learned long before most kids begin kung fu. Two "sifus" using that technique, almost exclusively, is fucking embarrassing.

**slamdunc** · Posted On: 8/25/2012 11:05am

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Yes, that's why the "SIFU" is in quotes it denotes sarcasm.

Duly noted.

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Is it that early where you live? I know exactly what you are referring to. Let me explain what you missed.

You said they should be embarrassed "aside from the headlock." I am saying "no that's embarrassing as well." Headlocks are learned long before most kids begin kung fu. Two "sifus" using that technique, almost exclusively, is fucking embarrassing.

It wasn't that I missed it, I don't always effectively communicate my thoughts in writing. This isn't an excuse, it is just the way I write. I'll try not to let my keyboard outrun my brain this time.

The entire video was embarrassing; the only thing I saw Ben Hill do was marathon headlock. If he were really a Sifu or even an advanced student of kung fu, I would expect to see more deflection and striking.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 8/25/2012 11:10am

Originally Posted by slamdunc

If he were really a Sifu or even an advanced student of kung fu, I would expect to see more deflection and striking.

Yes, and that's why the headlock is embarrassing as well. Kung fu involves sweeps, stand up grappling, throws (especially Bagua), punches and kicks. Bagua even has Headlock type techniques, which makes it sadder that he didn't choke the guy out.