Double knife defense all the way across the sky

[Ignorami]

In the scenario described, it seems to me that you are going continue to get stabbed and slashed for as long as the other guy is able. Defence is such a along shot as to be largely futile.

Assuming sufficient courage allows action beyond just shitting and crying, I feel the best option must be to just soak up whatever stabbing is going to (inevitably) happen anyway, while attacking to the very best of your ability. Hope that you can break the fucker before you run out of blood.

In the face of certain death, Kamikaze appears to offer the best chance of life I think.

[Bezmond]

Make a sling out of my T-**** and launch a rock at the guy

I think that the use of slings in combat needs to be explored in more depth. Where could I find some discussion on slings please?

[Escrimator]

Use the nearest bystander as a stab shield.

[Mr. Machette]

Drive your mighty kill boner straight through the assailants eye socket.

I do right, no can defend.

[Ignorami]

Can someone cancel out the neg-rep I just spazzed at Mr Machette please.

Stoopid phone

[thrutch]

I was going to plus-rep him for use of the phrase "kill boner", but now I've had to use it to compensate for Ignorami's fat spazzy fingers

Can someone now plus-rep Mr. Machette on my behalf pls.

[RurikGreenwulf]

Drive your mighty kill boner straight through the assailants eye socket.

I do right, no can defend.

Also plus rep him, for his stabbing manual in the Sipalki thread

[Mr. Machette]

Also plus rep him, for his stabbing manual in the Sipalki thread

There ain't nothing special about Shank Fu. That goes for all the arts of which Charles Mason is a Grand Master... :p

[RurikGreenwulf]

There ain't nothing special about Shank Fu. That goes for all the arts of which Charles Mason is a Grand Master... :p

You could have said that "SECRETS OF THE ELITE COMBAT SPECIAL FORCES " to make it more interesting
Now you make me feel as a psycho

[Mr. Machette]

Now you make me feel as a psycho

Charlie says STAB!