Double knife defense all the way across the sky

[Bneterasedmynam]

I say do the Bruce Lee style flying side kick, at least that way you die looking awesome.

[Magpie McGee]

This is why I always carry three knives. How do I hold the third one? Attack me and find out ************.

[jnp]

Ok, feel free to move this thread if it's too bogged down in hypothetical YMAS-ness, but I'm posting it here first.

Sorry McClaw, it's easier to move this thread to YMAS, rather than handing out multiple infractions to all the boneheads who forgot/didn't notice this was in the Armory.

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This is why I always carry three knives. How do I hold the third one? Attack me and find out ************.

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[Zod]

Systema :-

Wow, did he just demo a knife disarm where he used his abdomen to gain control of the knife???

Ok, those guys are just fucking with us now.

[MrBadGuy]

In this hypo, are you wearing shoes and clothes, or are you naked?

[RurikGreenwulf]

I would try to kick him in the groin
I would probably try some TKD tactics Kicking him to have some good range to avoid his knifes and looking for some rubble on the street to throw him

I would mostly kick, lowkicks especially inside lowkicks and fron pushing kicks, trying to spit him in the eye to distract him and score one big fron kick to the groin

If I managed to double him with pain with my kicks I would try to KO him with a knee to the face quickly or trying to get behind him and RNC

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I would get stabbed in the legs until I collapse

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[goodlun]

Towel snap to the eye using my t-shirt

[RurikGreenwulf]

fixed

Well I dont have your Fancy FMA I must improvise besides maybe Count van Knifey leaves his crotch exposed for a second