Momma Said ....LL Cool J Beats Down Burglar

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 8/23/2012 6:25pm

http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/23/showbi...html?hpt=hp_t1

LL Cool J was upstairs in his home when he heard noise coming from the kitchen area. When he went down to see what was happening, the unidentified suspect came at him, leading to a skirmish.

Police said the two engaged in a "knock-down, drag-out" fight, which LL Cool J won. The burglar suffered a broken nose and jaw and was being held by the actor when officers arrived at the home in the 12000 block of Blairwood Drive.

"LL Cool J, and his family, are safe and thank everyone for their thoughts and concern," his representative said. "As a father, husband and citizen, he is committed to keeping his family safe and is cooperating with authorities on this private matter."

**Permalost** · Posted On: 8/23/2012 6:43pm

I like how you and The_Beak independently picked the same joke title.

Also, this is slightly less cool than when Dolf Lundgren's house was robbed, and the robbers fled when they saw his picture and realized they were in Dolf's house.

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 8/23/2012 6:45pm

Nyah nyah FP!

**itwasntme** · Posted On: 8/23/2012 6:51pm

Originally Posted by Permalost

the robbers fled when they saw his picture and realized they were in Dolf's house.

This sounds like one of those Chuck Norris sayings.

**The_Beak** · Posted On: 8/23/2012 6:58pm

Originally Posted by Permalost

I like how you and The_Beak independently picked the same joke title.

Also, this is slightly less cool than when Dolf Lundgren's house was robbed, and the robbers fled when they saw his picture and realized they were in Dolf's house.

There was really no other way to go with the title.

It was foolish of me to think I could out-Internet Wabbit.

But I shall have my REVENGE.