Toddler Fight Club

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 8/21/2012 7:06pm

I'm going to market a cell phone with no video to the imbeciles of the world.

"The Facebook videos you keep posting from your phone are sealing your various convictions? Don't you wish there were a way to stop it? There is now! Introducing... the Ermphoni! Now with even fewer features you can use to incriminate yourself, like an autocorrect library that translates "methamphetamine" to "Chardonnay," and "kill that fucker with my most stolen gun" to "forgive and forget." The first 100 callers get a WWE T shirt."

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 8/21/2012 8:43pm

Just think of fight record those little chunners could amass

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 8/21/2012 9:23pm

Originally Posted by ermghoti

I'm going to market a cell phone with no video to the imbeciles of the world.

"The Facebook videos you keep posting from your phone are sealing your various convictions? Don't you wish there were a way to stop it? There is now! Introducing... the Ermphoni! Now with even fewer features you can use to incriminate yourself, like an autocorrect library that translates "methamphetamine" to "Chardonnay," and "kill that fucker with my most stolen gun" to "forgive and forget." The first 100 callers get a WWE T shirt."

Think the chunners have a similar design with patents that might get in your way.
The chun camera phone/video systems that can film anything, I mean ANYTHING except actual fighting. The technology required to build this miracle was absolutlely mind blowing.

**P Marsh** · Posted On: 8/21/2012 9:39pm

Originally Posted by goodlun

Oh come its not that bad I mean they didn't even allow pinching how can you prepare the kids for the streets with out allowing pinching, biting, and eye gouging?

Add some environmental realism with broken milk bottles and warm orange juice on the floor?

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 8/21/2012 9:56pm

I just couldn't see my way clear to go to a MMA match where the audience would be full of breast feeding mothers.

**Big Bear** · Posted On: 8/21/2012 11:48pm

Originally Posted by ermghoti

The first 100 callers get a WWE T shirt."

You had to go and **** it up, didn't you?

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 8/22/2012 5:54am

The second 200 callers get two WWE shirts and an ICP CD.

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 8/22/2012 2:35pm

Delaware Daycare Employees Accused Of Encouraging Toddlers To Fight Released

DOVER, Del. (CBS) – The three daycare employees who were arrested on Monday for allegedly watching and encouraging toddlers to fight each other were released Tuesday afternoon after posting $10,000 secured bond.

On Monday, three employees from the Hands of Our Future Daycare in Delaware were arrested after a cell phone video showed employees watching and encouraging two 3-year-olds fight each other.

Tiana Harris, 19, Lisa Parker, 47, and Estefania Myers, 21, were charged with Assault, Endangering the Welfare of a Child, Reckless Endangering and Conspiracy for the incident, which occurred in March of 2012 and was captured on cell phone video.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/201...lers-to-fight/

I have no idea how anyone would think this was a good idea.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 8/22/2012 4:24pm

I have zero memories of my paternal grandfather since he died in the Philippines before I was born, but there was exactly one photo of him that I've seen. He's clearly a toddler, fighting another toddler in a tiny boxing ring in front of a huge crowd, and he's leaning in the corner between rounds like Brad Pitt in Snatch.