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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom .C View Post
    I hate to step all over your meager advances in life but a rich Nigerian has offered to share his wealth with me if I send him the postage. I'm going to rake in thirty million dollars for only thirtyfive hundred dollars in postage. I sold all my kids toys, my wifes wedding ring and my 1974 Pinto station wagon and hope to raise the last three thousand dollars by rounding up beer cans from ditches all around the county roads. In just a few weeks I'll be shittin' in the high cotton in my new doublewide. I'm hoping to get a big one with two slide outs and a basement.
    It's going to be tough dealing with the inevitable stream of hangers-on, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom .C View Post
    Nigerian has offered to share his wealth with me if I send him the postage. I'm going to rake in thirty million dollars for only thirtyfive hundred dollars in postage.
    Truly an opportunity, I had the same offer (don't tell anyone, it was some kind of state secret), but couldn't come up with the postage. I was also worried about local laws, it sounded like smuggling and money-laundering to me, but Mobutu assured me that it was on the up-and-up. I had to write it off as a missed opportunity, but I'm glad you could pull the cash together. The better man won, and I concede.


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    I survived other 6 months in Uruguay what else can you ask for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf View Post
    I survived other 6 months in Uruguay what else can you ask for?
    It must be rough eating all that world famous cuisine and living in beautifull colonial cities near the beach.

    I don't know how you do it man!

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    Well go and compete you lazy son of a bitch, who gives a **** about your real life problems,"Boo Hoo i live in a hard place and just surviving is hard" there is no excuse for you not competing and getting your ass handed to you, so you can feel good that you tried!!
    Fucking mediocre joker, with an empty meaningless life!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by erezb View Post
    If you are so shallow that competing in a fight fills you up with joy and purpose than all the best, i wish it was that simple, i just need to warn you that most of your adult life you won't be able to compete so best find another hobby.
    Why not? Its not like he is used to winning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    It must be rough eating all that world famous cuisine and living in beautifull colonial cities near the beach.

    I don't know how you do it man!
    Beautifull colonial cities?
    Yes I love my country we have good food, beautiful landscapes and beaches.
    But we also have too MANY fucking CRIMINALS
    https://www.osac.gov/Pages/ContentRe...aspx?cid=12326

    (If you know spanish go look for local news)
    Anyway dont believe the official data its just a bunch of bullshit by the Ruling party shitheads. Things are getting fucked up they just suck at ruling the country. The worst is that common people are getting killed for some money its just sad and sick

    **** the retarded whore bitch PUta enferma of our ex-minister what a piece of ****

    http://allfacebook.com/uruguay-doesn...er-naked_b3353


    (Uruguay's former Minister of Interior NOT trying to control crime or prevent it but showing her fat ass for the internet)

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    What a retarded bitch

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    Sirc, did your cousin win that competition, or whatever-the-hell it was we were voting for....?
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

    "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

    "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

    "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

    "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

    "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf View Post
    Yes I love my country we have good food, beautiful landscapes and beaches.
    But we also have too MANY fucking CRIMINALS
    Violent petty street crime, corrupt inefectual police force, complacent selfish politicians patting themselves on the back for their own incompetance?

    Would it make you feel better if I told you us gringos are in the same boat?

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