Battle Mug

**Permalost** · Posted On: 8/03/2012 12:38pm

aftermarket scope for added silliness

Perfect for the man who already has tactical pens, a tactical double barrel shotgun and a tactical bayonet for his pistol.

From the page where I found this:

they machine the sucker out of a solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum, add three military-spec 1913 scope rails on its sides, and stick a carry handle from an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle on one of those rails - they leave the other two open, so users can add their own night-vision scopes, laser sights, or other gear needed for really heavy-duty drinking. Finally, they slap on a US$189 price tag - that's without the handle, which costs an additional $33.95.

Only $120 is keeping you from tactically restraining your beverage of choice! Don't take your coffee into battle with low-quality cups that can't even take small arms fire!

http://www.gizmag.com/opmod-battle-mug/21633/

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 8/03/2012 1:48pm

What good is a knife on your mug

What you need is a tactical spoon...to, like, stir your beverage

**wetware** · Posted On: 8/03/2012 1:51pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

What good is a knife on your mug

What you need is a tactical spoon...to, like, stir your beverage

You, sir, have obviously never been in the field. That IS a tactical spoon.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 8/03/2012 1:54pm

Originally Posted by wetware

You, sir, have obviously never been in the field. That IS a tactical spoon.

I've been in a field

Does that count?

**Permalost** · Posted On: 8/03/2012 1:55pm

A tactical spoon? That's for poser wannabes. REAL operators use a tactical spork.

***jnp*** · Posted On: 8/03/2012 2:09pm

Now what made you think I would find this thread acceptable in the Armory? You people should know by now I have zero sense of humor in the technique forums.

I can either give you all infractions for being dumb asses or move the thread to YMAS.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 8/03/2012 2:15pm

Originally Posted by Permalost

REAL operators use a tactical spork.

Just like a spoon, but with pointed ears. How very logical.

**Big Bear** · Posted On: 8/03/2012 4:08pm

Now THIS is a tactical spork. That other one is just too simple...

**Styygens** · Posted On: 8/03/2012 4:08pm

Originally Posted by Permalost

A tactical spoon? That's for poser wannabes. REAL operators use a tactical spork.

I must have one!

I notice it's placed on old DPM. Obviously this was an official issue racing spoon for SAS brew-ups!

**Permalost** · Posted On: 8/03/2012 4:10pm

Originally Posted by jnp

Now what made you think I would find this thread acceptable in the Armory? You people should know by now I have zero sense of humor in the technique forums.

Didn't realize The Armory was quite a technical forum, more of a general weapons and batmannery forum. Plus this was at the top of the page, which made this seem like the ideal place:

I figured the people who actually know what rails are would find them funny on a mug.

I can either give you all infractions for being dumb asses or move the thread to YMAS.

YMAS please.